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Hello, visitors. I am Jonathan Rail.

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You may know me by one of my other names. In the semi-near future, I will have a list of who's who in my warped little mind.

Okay, this isn't Jonathan anymore... well, this is, but I'm not running the site. I'm out in Indiana, serving a two-year mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, more commonly known as the Mormons. So, in my absence this site will be run by Mike Brown of North Carolina and Emily Koehler-Platten of Alaska. Say hi, guys!
Mike:

Hello everyone, my name is Mike and I am one of the two people running this site for Jonathan while he's away. I recently got a letter from him and he really seems to like his surroundings. I have known Jonathan for almost 9 years, and although his ideas seem a bit strange at times, he has been a great friend and if it weren't for him, I would not have created my idea for a Trek series called Frontiers. Enjoy New Beginnings! I will be posting a story the brings Frontiers and New Beginnings together soon.

Emily:

Hi, I'm Emily, and I'm the other person running Jonathan's site. I'm known Jonathan for about two years, and he's one of my best friends. I won't be doing much with this site, just watching over it. Anyway, enjoy the page!

Very nice. Anyhoo, welcome to:

THE IRREPRESSIBLE ZORDAUCH'S
REALM OF INSANITY!

This is just a simple little ego page, where I make myself feel important by telling everyone about my hobbies and whatnot. Kick back, relax, and let yourself be taken away by my weirdness.
OR...
"Don't forget to take your place in line;
leave your mind behind..." --from the opening sequence to "Your Wonderful Parade", music by Richard Carpenter, lyrics by John Bettis, performed by the Carpenters.

If you couldn't tell by my quote above, I like the music of the Carpenters

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I also like "Weird Al" Yankovic
You Don't Know Jack! And You Don't Know Al, either!
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