11:30am
VERONI: The 1!! The 1!!
KEL: (falls out of bed and crawls over to V) Whatcha doin'? What one?
VERONI: DOH! Idiot could have had that red Ferari right now, but no, he had to pick the seven!!
KEL: Uhm, okay V. And you went mental when?
VERONI: I'm watching "The Price is Right". Now hush!
KEL: Ah yes. Another fun filled morning in my sister's oh, so busy life. Tell me, have you already selected your viewing schedule for the day?
VERONI: Well, what do YOU want to do to kill the nine hours we have left until CATS, hmmm?
KEL: (grabs the remote) Scoot over.

3:10pm
KEL: Well, Soap's over. Fork over the remote.
VERONI: (sobbing) Poor Sheridan! Those aweful dreams!
KEL: Whoo-kay, uhm... (carefully removes the remote from V's paw) That's enough sappy TV for you for one day. I'll just put on "Hollywood Sqaures" and hope you come back to your senses by the time we go to see CATS... in five hours.
VERONI: And then when Timmy was almost fried by Charity with the--- Horrible segue, Kel.
KEL: She's coming back to us bit by bit, folks.

5:10pm
VERONI: What in the world are you doing?
KEL: (sprawled out on the floor) I.... can't.... **gasp**.... go on. (collapses face down on the carpet)
(Dinner bell rings)
VERONI: Ooo! Alright, then Kel. Nice knowin' ya. (as she walks to the dining room) More food for me.
KEL: (head pops up) Hey! (starts running after her) WAIT FOR ME!!! MY FOOD!!!

5:45pm
KEL: Uhm, V? Don't hit me or anything, but you don't look so good.
VERONI: Urrrrggghhh. My stomach seems to be saying "something wonkey this way went".
KEL: You know, now that I think about it, that Chicken Cordonbleu looked kinda... unique.
(Car starts)
VERONI: GAH! My stomach!
KEL: I swear, V. Loose your chicken all over my CATS shirt and I'll......
(Car bounces HARD)
VERONI: (rolls down the window and... you know)
KEL: Anyone out there with a barf bag they're not using?

6:08pm
KEL: GW BRIDGE! GW BRIDGE! Look at all the boats down there, V! My gosh, it all looks so small! And they're rocking too! Back and forth... back and forth....
VERONI: You evil, evil cat.
(Car LURCHES)
VERONI: I'll be right back. (leans out the window for a repeat performance)

6:27pm
VERONI: Ah, I'm feeling much better now.
KEL: Wish I could say the same thing about those boaters who were going under the bridge at the same time we were going OVER the bridge and your dinner decided to "vacate the premesis".
VERONI: Oooops.

6:41pm
KEL: Miss Siagon Theater!!
VERONI: Which means...
BOTH: THERE'S THE WINTER GARDEN THEATER!!!! EEEEE!!!
KEL: This obnoxious moment has been brought to you by-- (Veroni slaps her paw over Kelonzi's mouth) mmmmppphhhfff!!
VERONI: Little sisters. Gotta love 'em.

7:00pm
VERONI: Well, this is a nice little... what is this place, Kel?
KEL: Just your run-of-the-mill NYC side street deli type thing. Has good cheesecake, though. *burps*
VERONI: (Makes a faint oinking sound)
KEL: (wipes cheese off nose) What was that?!
VERONI: (eyes go wide) Uhm... Oh! Look! They're selling cameras in the... camera shop. Heh. 'Magine that. S'cuse me. (rushes out)

7:30pm
VERONI: Time to head over to the theater!! Coming, sis?
KEL: Just a minute!
VERONI: What the heck are you doing?
KEL: Uhm.... *CRASH* Nothing! Nothing at all! Especially not involving iron pipes!
VERONI: Dare I even ask?
KEL:(walks out of the bathroom soaking wet) The pipe under the sink was leaking, so I tried to tighten it... didn't know the whole pipe would just fall off like that.
VERONI: You didn't!
KEL: Let's uhm... go to the theater. Right away! No time to loose!
BOTH: (wave at the guy at the counter as they run away)

7:45
VERONI: Time to go inside!!
KEL: Uhm, V?
VERONI: Isn't this just SO exciting?
KEL: V!!
VERONI: What?
KEL: You happen to know if they have a bathroom in there?
VERONI: You just went!!
KEL: Pipe fell off before I could.
VERONI: FINE! FINE! At any rate... click on the link below to get to the summary of the GREAT, AMAZING, INCREDIBLE, SUPERB, (puts away the thesaurus) Sorry, uhm, this cool little show 'ere called CATS!
KEL: V!!! I GOTTA GO!!
VERONI: (muttering under her breath and looking at all the people around them) Say it a little LOUDER why doncha?

Onward to the Trip Report!!