Misto: STILL ME?? Can't you find ANYONE else?
Kel: We considered it, but you look so darn cute in that outfit that I couldn't resist dragging you here to help us out.
Misto: Gee. Flattery. Or at least pseudo-flattery.
Kel: Now THAT'S the spirit!
Misto: Whatever. Anyhow, we have a new poem by Jellylorum called "Gus the Theater Cat--
Kel: Version two."
Misto: Thank you, but I WAS getting to that...
Gus is the cat at the theater door,
Who's full of acting and drama galore,
Sitting quietly by Jellylorum he sings,
And dreams of the theater and wonderful things,
He will look up at the Jellicle Moon,
And hope one day he'll be chosen soon.
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Are you nuts when you’re born?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Dare you eat food of the King?
Can you resemble him too?
Can you say that screech for bananas?
Are you running into walls-
Even when you’re not alone?
Because Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
When you fall on your head, do you just bounce back up?
Do scream when there’s a storm in the air?
Can you play in the trees, blind, when you’re lost in the park?
Do you know how to bug the Heavyside Layer?
Because Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Do ride on tree branches to places for distance?
Familiar with matches-
And rings of bells?
We! re you Ruby’s best friends?
Jane Goodall’s assistant?
Have you seen the scientists real purpose?
Are you lean like a jinx?
Do you what are links?
Are you keen to be seen when you’re smelling fruit?
Where you there when the Greek’s committed to Artemis?
If you have and you are, you’re a Monkey Cat!
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
Nutty Songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle Songs for Monkey Cats
Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
We dart through the air like a flying wet sleeve.
We do air summersaults all the time.
We run into walls, we partly live in trees.
Our skull is like thick bars,
Our brains run on wires
Because Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
Nutty S! ongs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle Songs for Monkey Cats
Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
Do you sing all the time partly on key?
Duets by Lloyd Webber-
And waltzes by Cyan.
And can you do as Monkey Cats do and scream at note D?
*screaming* AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Always in glory in smashing the house.
Monkey Cats are queens of hyperness.
Singing in computer cyberness.
Handling pieces from kindergarten
Oh my gawd! We need straight jackets!!!
//a big banana peel falls with a splat! \\
Monkey Cats are queens of hyperness.
Singing in computer cyberness.
Handling pieces from kindergarten
Oh my gawd! We need straight jackets!!!
Strangeness of Insanity
Of our some-what proud felinity
Round the grange rang, “Apes rule!
“Hugs for the Everlasting Cat!”
Kitty cats, weird, that’s true,
To others who know what.
What?
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Monkeys see and Monkey do
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
Nutty Songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle Songs for Monkey Cats
Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
Strangled Cats, Ramblitacl Cats
Police Cats, Particle Cats
Oral Cats, Tropical cats.
Synopsis Cats, Hyper Cats.
Alleged cats, Promised Cats
Propaganda-using Cats, All-mighty Cats
Sadistical Cats, Morphical Cats
Territorial Cats, Weirdo Cats!
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
Nutty Songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle Songs for Monkey Cats
Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
Nutty Songs for Monkey Cats
There’s a girl over there, with no look of surprise.
Well I do say I don’t get that.
Do I actually see with my own very eyes,
A person who’s heard of a Monkey Cat?
What’s a Monkey Cat?
What’s a Monkey Cat?
