Veroni: Assemble people! Err.... I mean cats.

Tugger: Get on with it.

Veroni: I just wanted to say that...

Demeter: (starts singing) She wanted to say, "I...

Veroni: DEMETER!

Demeter: Sorry, but I’m really mad that I didn’t get to sing that song!

Veroni: Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that this has been really great and despite our reluctance at first to do this, I think we all learned about.... Hey, where are you going?

Misto: There’s still another scene to do! C’mon everyone! Let’s do this thing. (aside) I can’t believe that *I* said that!

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Pounce: The era of Cat-time had run out. But we did not know that then....

Tugger: After Tumblehouse’s death, Younger Bro went south of the border to join yet another rebel group.

Vicky: Everybody together now... Yo quiro, Uh-oh!

Demeter: Demeta Goldfur saw the signs of the coming war everywhere... and what she didn’t see, she invented because that’s what anarchists do best...

Veroni: DEMETER!

Demeter: Because of her pessimistic views and overall lack of enthusiasm over America, she would be deported as well..

Bustopher: Looker N. Garbagetin created the Justhehe Institute and it became in time (after people had gotten over making fun of the name) the center of darker colored-cat america.

Gus: Gusfather was now in the Heavyside Layer. At last peace and quiet!

Grizabella: HEY HONEY!!!!

Gus: Aaurgh! Maybe not so peaceful!!!!

Alonzo: Let’s hear it for the lovely and talented Grizabella, who agreed to do a cameo for us!

Veroni: Yeah, but you have no idea how much it cost me to get her to do it.

Griz: I’ll be expecting my royalties in catnip and various kitty toys of my choice.

Cetera: The passionate and beautiful Cetera Nesbit would loose her looks and fall into obscurity.... Whee!

Admetus: And the whole cast now knows how completely off her rocker this author is!

Munku: Father was killed when the Titanic hit an iceberg. As he went went into the sea, he saw two people on the prow of the boat holding hands and suddenly a woman appeared singing a song about her heart going on...

Pounce: Wait! I’m getting something.... I see a hunky teenage heatthrob, a song that is heard no matter where you go, and dollar signs galore!

Jenny: Mother mourned for a year. When this was over, Skimbah saw his chance and proposed. She accepted.

Pounce: They moved to California.

Jemima: They were now a family.

Tumblehouse and Cassie’s child runs out to Jenny.

Skimble: The current events and watching his children play gave Skimbah several movie ideas.... One, a disaster movie about a very large sinking boat that he anticipated would take a whole heck of a lot of money--so he shelved it for the time being. Two, a story about people on the ocean fighting a very large shark--but since he figured no one would want to see that either, he ditched it. The third he stuck with, about a bunch of children who constantly get in and out of trouble.

Jenny: Ohh, those little rascals.....

Skimble: Hey! That could work.

Before Skimbah could think this over any more, we see Tumblehouse and Cassie singing about their son. Everyone joins in.....

Tumble: I see his face.

Cassie: I hear his heartbeat

Both: I look in those eyes, how wise they seem!

All:

Well, when he is old enough, I will show him America!

And he will ride on the wheels of a dream!

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Gus: The people called it Ragtime!

Others: Ugh.

Veroni: Ah, well....

Skimble: (teasing) You say that often.. "Ah, well"

Veroni: (ignoring Skimble) Thanks you guys! It was great!

Tugger: I’m gonna be soooooo late for my date thanks to you.

Veroni: Hold on! I need to see Griz, Misto, Lectra, Vicky, Old Deuteronomy, Alonzo and Cori. The rest of you are free to go.

The aforementioned Cats: Awwwwww........ Now what?!

Veroni: You’ll see. I have another job for you guys......

So...... what’s this big secret that Veronikitty is hiding? Will Tugger make it to his date on time? Will Gus cave and go get a hearing aide? And who really cares? All that and more on the next edition of....

THE SPOOFLITE ZONE!!!