Sailor Chastity and the Tic-Tac Girls: ISSUE ONE

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(The bell rings at El Camino High School. Teens begin rushing out of class and heading in the same general direction. All are heading to a school assembly. The young adults all where uniforms. Surprisingly this American School, with a Spanish Name, uses Japaneese uniforms. The guys are wearing the traditional black slacks and shirt with a white collar. The girls where the seemingly common sailor suit only with an olive green skirt and collar. The skirts go to around the mid thigh. We follow two girls, both about 5'2. One with short, fine, dark brown hair that curls up above the shoulder and the other with long light brown hair that flows down to her waist.The girl with the long hair we know as Lynne, the girl with she short hair is Sara.)

Students Mumble

Sara: A new what?

Lynne: A new student...Two actually, They look like two-cent whores or something ::giggle:: But thats okay, maybe they're nice...Hey we'd better hurry or we'll miss the assembly.

Sara:Right!

(As the girls approach the assembly hall they see another young girl waiting impatiantly. She too is around 5'2" and has fine black hair. She stares at the two girls evily)

Lynne:Hey, Kasey!

Kasey:Take you time...

Sara:Nice to see you too...

Kasey: I heard the two new girls are big SLUTS! Rumor is they get laid EVERYNIGHT!

Sara & Lynne: GROSS!

Lynne: Who could do that? Guys are idiots! Who needs them!

(Kasey and Sara look at Lynne skeptically)

Kasey:(scoffs)Some how I don't believe you when you say that...

Sara: Yeah! You think any guy that walks by is hot!

(Lynne sweatdrops and looks at the two evily. Suddenly a stunningly hansome guy walks by. He happens to catch Lynne's eye. Lynne Jumps up as her eyes turn to hearts. light seems to flash all around as she spouts her famous words:)

Lynne:WHAT A HOTTIE!!!!!!

(Sara and Kasey look on in an evil "I told you so" fashion. They grab Lynne by her Sailor collar and pull her off too the assembly as Lynne Love-Sickness has paralyzed her. Her eyes continue to throb as hearts as she is pulled off)

Lynne:(laughing like a yolkle)Hu hu hu hu hu...

Kasey:Come on, Lets go.

(As our young friends walk through the Assembly Room, another young girl is seen. She is about 5'0" with auburn hair that flows barely past her shoulders. As she passes our friends, she scowls at them and growls

Sara:(Whispering to Kasey) Hey it's Shannon...

(Kasey and Sara scowl back)

Shannon:You...Jerks!!

Sara:LOSER!

Kasey:Wannabe!!!

(Kasey and Sara fall onto eachother laughing maniacally)

Shannon:(Thinking)I will get you all...oneday..

(As Kasey and Sara continue their laughing Lynne rises out of no where)

Lynne:That Guy was so CUTE!!!!!!(She has obviously not quite recovered from her lastest crush)

Next Scene:The Assembly
(The Principal stands at the podiem)

Principal:Ahem...Okay everyone. We have new students. They have just transfered here....There names are April and Sarah....

(The principal extends his hands to show two very tall and adult looking students. Everyone starts to mumble. The guys can be heard making quiet comments about the sexuality of these two. April is a tall young women with long skinny legs and a rather large bust. Sarah is much shorter and much less fortunate in the bust area. Both girls where too much makeup and have a smile that could get a man into doing anything)

Lynne:They really ARE two-cent whores....

Sara:She stole my NAME!!!!!!!!(Cries hysterically)

(Kasey looks at Sara with embarassment from the scene Sara is making)

Kasey:Hopeless child.....

(Lynne Jumps up and looks like a lightbulb should appear above her head. Kasey hits herself as Sara continues to rant about her misfortune and how Sarah could have stolen another name)

Lynne: I got it!! If we be-friend these girls then we'll meet a lot of hotties!!!!!(Lynnes eyes turn love-struck again as she fantasizes herself surrounded by guys. Kasey turns to her and bops her on the head)

Kasey:Snap out of it!

Sara:Yeah! It's time to go!!

Principal:Okay, enjoy your weekend everyone. See you on monday....

Next Scene:Bus Stop just outside school
(Lynne waves to Kasey and Sara as they ride off in the bus. Lynne is now alone on the street)

Lynne:God...I hate waiting for my mom....

(Suddenly there is a great flash of light coming from behind Lynne. Wind gusts as her hair blows infront of her face)

Lynne:?!...What was that?(She turns around to see a hauntingly familiar woman standing before. This woman floats in the air and wears a black form of the Sailor Moon onsomble)

Lynne: What?!! You....You look just like me! Who are you??

(The woman's eyes seem alknowing and honest. As she smiles, Lynne knows she does not have to fear this person)

Woman:I am Yukito...I was what you are to become.

Lynne:You wanna run that buy me again?

Yukito:I am a ghost from the past.

Lynne:(skeptically)That's great, but what do you want with me? I mean what has all this gotta do with me?

YukitoA lot. You see, years ago a great battle was fought. That battle between good and evil must now continue. Because you are the reicarnation of myself who lead the richous side before, you must lead the good side. Besides, your chastity is unbroken....

Lynne:NOT SO LOUD!!

Yukito:But your chastity is where you get your strength, your power. You must guide them,...Sailor Chastity.

Lynne:Hey! Don't call me that! I'm not Sailor...whatever! What do you want!?

Yukito:All will be clear in time. But now take this. It will will release your power. Keep it weill Sailor Chastity.(Yukito holds out her hand. It cradles a tic-tac box.)

Lynne:A Tic-Tac Box?! What the hell?(She grabs it. Slowly Yukito begins to fade aways)

Yukito:I will guide you on your quest. But you must believe!

Lynne:Wait! Don't Go!(Yukito fades completely away)She's gone. And I'm stuck with a crummy Tic-Tac box!(Looks it over) I wonder who that girl really is? I wonder what happens if I open this....

(Lynne flips the top off the box. light flashes around, encircling her. Slowly she begins to transform into a sailor scout uniform. As she watches herself finish transorming she realizes something:)

Lynne:Hey! I...I..Look pretty damn spiffy! I guess she was right...I am Sailor Chastity. But what am I gonna tell the others?

(Elsewhere we see Kasey and Sara. And they have made some discoveries of their own:)

Sara:YOU?!

Kasey:ME?!YOU?!(They too have been given powers. Kasey now stands in a outfit that is unmistakably Piccalo's from Dragon Ball Z--the purple pants and top with orange belt and white cape with huge shoulderblades--, except without the dorky hat. Sara has taken the outfit of Ranma from Ranma 1/2-The sleeveless Chinese shirt and black pants.)

Kasey:(admiring herself)Hey, this is nice! I like it!

Sara:What the heck kinda tic-tac box is this?

Next Scene:Back at school and guess what? Another new student is arriving
(Kasey and Sara talking in the halls)

Sara:Not another assembly!

Kasey:Not like I wanna go, but we have too. Don't forget what happened the last time we got caught trying to ditch one...

Sara:Yeah, I still have the scars....Anyway, did you talk to Lynne about the Tic-Tav boxes?

Kasey:I did. She said the same thing happened to her. Weird! Hey, where is Lynne anyway?

Sara:I think when she heard the new student was a boy, she ran out of the class so she could get a front row seat...

Kasey:Figures....We'd better get going, It's gonna start soon.

(They two walk in and see April and Sarah mumbling to eachother)

Sara: Look! There's the new girls. Hey, April!(April looks over rudely)

April:What?! Who are you?

Sara: I'm Sara. You two lookin for a seat?

April:Yes actually.

Sara:You wanna sit with us?(April looks over to Sarah who smiles seductivly back)

April:Sure...

(The four find seats somewhat close to the front. And of course in the front row, they see Lynne. The Principal takes the stage)

Principal:Yet again, we have another new student. This is our new student, Wyatt.

(A young man steps up. He's about 5'7" and has light auburn hair with natural dark blonde streaks. His hair is short in the back but it hangs long over his face. His eyes were like the Sea before a storm--author note:Sorry Sara I had to say it.His face was a dark tan. All the girls could be heard whispering about his good looks but none so more than our Heroine)

Kasey: Hey, take a look at our dear friend in the front row....

(We see Lynne looking like shes gonna have a heart attack. Her eyes are once again turned to hearts as she squeals her famouse line again:)

Lynne:WHAT A HOTTIE!!!

Sara:Lynne you're such a love-sick DITZ!

Kasey:How true, how true...

Principal:(who has obviously noticed Lynne's squealling) Uh, Miss Boller, would you show Wyatt around?

Lynne:SURE!(Thinking:)This must be my lucky day!

(After the asssembly, Lynne shows him around, pointing out places of importance...)

Lynne:(Pointing)And over there is the cafateria...

Wyatt:(Interrupts)Hey, do we have to wear these uniforms, they aren't very comfortable...

Lynne:Yeah...I hate them, but you get used to them.

Wyatt:Why don't you like them? I think they look good on you.

Lynne:(Turns beet red and giggles a little)Th..thanks.

(The two continue walking together, slowly becoming friends. Suddenly theres is a cry coming from behind. It turns into a scream:)
HELP!!!
(Lynne and Wyatt turn to see whats going on. Lynne instinctivly knows she has to go)

Lynne: Sorry, but I gotta go. I'll find you later!(She runs off)

Wyatt:Uh okay, bye!(Wyatt begins to walk alone)(thinking)What was that all about? and uhh...why do I feel so weird? Wait could it be her? Is she here? (Wyatt falls in pain)ARGH!!What's happening! No! Please, don't make me do this...I don't wanna..uh

Next Scene:Our Heroines already transformed

Sailor Chastity:Come on! Let's go!

Kiccalo(kasey):Do we have to?

S.C: Oh stop complaining! Of course we have to!

Jusenkyo Jinx(Sara):Look!!!(They all look ahead to see two women hanging all over some guy. One was much taller than the other and had a Dark Cresent moon on her forehead. She wore a marroon silk skirt that draped over her front and back side and was connected by a gold blet that hung over oneside of her hips. Her top went way about her mid-drift and was outlinded in gold. The other wore a skin tight leotard. They both wore a snister grin. The taller one we know as Chi-Chi Queen of the Concubines, the other her second in command, Velvet)

Chi-Chi: Hey sailor, looking for a good time?(They held the boy tight in their grasp. Our Heroines look on in disgust and Amazement as Chi-Chi pulls the boy close and kisses him. The boy falls on the ground)

S.C.: She...Kissed him!

Kiccalo:She...Killed him!(Finally our Heroines decide to make themselves known to the deadly concubines)

S.C: That's it! Alright you! You're going to pay for such evil deeds!

Chi-Chi:And who the hell are you, brats!?

S.C: I'm SAILOR CHASTITY! Protector of all the is PURE!!!

J.J: I'm Jusenkyo Jinx! Woman of Mystery! And if you mess with her, you mess with me!

Kiccalo:And I'm KICCALO! ASSASSIN FOR HIRE!!!

(J.J slaps Kiccalo across the face

J.J:Baka!

Kiccalo:Fine..I mean I'm Kiccalo, Idiot Extrordinaire...

S.C:In the name of Justice and Purity, I will punish you!

Chi-Chi:Not bloody likey!(Chi-Chi begins to focus energy between her hands. She begins to fire her attack:)

Chi-Chi:CONDOM CRUSH!!!!!!!!!!(the attack begins shooting right in S.C's direction. She is too pertrified to move. As it nears her her comrads scream for her to move. Suddenly a young man dressed in a woman's hat-which hides his face, a cape, pink runner's shorts and nothing else runs to S.C. and carries her safety. The explosion is massive that it still burns part of our mystery man. Chi-Chi becomes furious)

Chi-Chi:NO!!! HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

MysteryMan:I am...MUGU-GAI-PAN! The protector of Sailor Chastity!

S.C: My...Protector? But who are you really?

Mugu:Looking like this, I could never tell you, sorry...

Chi-Chi:That's it! I'm gonna kill you both right now!(Suddenly another mystery man appears. He wears a leapord skin vest and black spandex pants. He has blond hair but at the tips of his long bangs, it is firey red)

MysteryMan2: Chi-Chi dear...Return. You can't take them all now, even with Velvet by your side.

Chi-ChiLBut, my love...

MysterMan2:No. You concubines must leave. Come let us return.

Kiccalo: Another guy?

S.C:Who are you?

J/J:Who cares who he is! Let's kick his ass too!

MysteryMan2: Heh. You couldn't even touch me, little girl! Don't waste my time. No one can beat Charlie the Pimp!!!

J.J:Son of a bitch, just watch me!(J.J. comes charging toward Charlie. She prepares to puch him, arm extended fist cluched tight)

Charlie: eheheheheh....(In a flash of light, Charlie and the concubines disappear)

J.J: Hey! Where'd he go! The bastard disappeared! Jerk....

Kiccalo:What the hell? The other chicks left too!

(S.C. looks around and notices a single rose on the gorund)

S.C:Hey, where did this come from?(She picks it up)

KiccaloWhere did that pansy guy go?

S.C: I don't know, but I think he left this. I never even go to see his face...

J.J:Ah, it's okay, Lynne! He was gay anyhow!

S.C:Hey! Be nice! How would you know!

Kiccalo:He looked gay to me...(S.C. growls angrily)

J.J:(her stomach growls)Ugh, I'm starved...

Kiccalo:Me too, maybe we should get back into our normal clothes and go eat...

And so ends the first battle of many to come. However so many mysteries remain unsolved. Who was that Gay guy anyways??

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