(Transcribed by Vicky)
Q: In Rancid Aluminium, you play a psychotic but well-dressed accountant: why
is it that accountants get all the best clobber?
J: I think it's a mixture of vanity and the need to get respect when you're
powerful. My character in the film is a bit of a monster - ambition gets the
better of him. You hardly notice it, but he changes his watch at the end so
it's got a gold instead of a leather strap, and the suit's a Marks and Spencer
one at the beginning but Armani at the end.
Q: Were you relieved not to be wearing tights again after Elizabeth and
Shakespeare in Love?
J: Well, after Shakespeare, I did a modern play where the costumes were great:
sharp suits in bright spangly colours like mauve, red and green. But I love
the Elizabethan age. It was hugely imaginative in terms of clothing for men.
Things like the codpiece and huge puffy breeches were worn by Henry VIII as a
sign of masculinity. The ruffs are wonderful as well - they really do change
your posture, make you strut around like a peacock.
Q: Are you very vain about your work wardrobe?
J: Acting is such a collaborative process that, in the early days, when a
designer says you have to be naked and covered in blue paint, you accept it.
But, as you grow older, you start saying, "No, sorry. I don't want to
humiliate myself again." The worst experience I had was wearing a jockstrap
and not much else for Troilus and Cressida at the Royal Shakespeare Company -
very uncomfy, and it doesn't help the voice, either.
Q: Today you're sporting quite a bit of stubble: are you a fan of facial hair?
J: Well, I'm lazy about shaving. It's so boring. I've just come back from
India and some of the facial hair there is incredible - big moustaches that
are waxed at the ends. I like beards.
Q: At the Shakespeare in Love premiere, there was a rumpus over you supposedly
wearing an outfit you bought from a charity shop? Were you really wearing
second-hand togs?
J: No. It was just a stupid, flippant remark I made because I'm not used to
premieres and being asked what I'm wearing. I take a lot of my old stuff to
the local charity shop so, after the tenth time of asking, I said, "Oh, I
bought it at the Notting Hill Housing Trust shop." And The Sun picked it up. I
was amazed. It was actually Armani or something. Anyway, it was good publicity
for the charity shop.
Q: As a kid, did you ever have to wear hand-me-downs from older brother Ralph?
J: Oh yeah. That's part and parcel of being the youngest. There were seven of
us, so I always had a good pick. Although I didn't wear my sisters' clothes -
it was a bit early to cross-dress. It was all practical gear because we led an
outdoor life.
Q: You also did a turn as a Marks and Spencer model at one time: how did you
get that job?
J: I didn't model for them in a whole campaign. It was a one-off shoot for an
in-house magazine. The job came through a friend when I was at drama school. I
needed the money to go towards rent and fees.
Q: Do you wear M&S clothes now?
J: No, I don't.
Q: when a woman drags you out shopping, do you help her choose her clothes or
do you wander off and tell her you'll "meet her in electricals"?
J: If she's in need of assistance, then I'll help out - to the bitter end.
Q: Are you a shopaholic yourself?
J: No - I do enjoy shopping for clothes, but there's a limit. I like to go out
on long walkabouts, so when I'm buying clothes, I'll take time to choose a
good jumper and a comfy pair of boots to survive six-hour treks.
Q: What has been your biggest-ever fashion mistake?
J: I insisted on a clean white shirt every day when I was twelve. Is that a
mistake? I suppose when you wear green spangly suits and puffy pants for work,
you don't worry about fashion mistakes in real life.
Q: When you were a student actor, you worked as a dresser at the National
Theatre. Were you at the sharp end of stressed luvvies' tantrums?
J: Well, some of the actors I've worked with since don't remember that I
dressed them in those days. So, when I go to rehearsals, I go, "Yeah, you
never tipped me and your pants were filthy." There was one quick change when
an actor had to walk off, turn round and walk back on again in a different
outfit. That was all slapped on in a second with elastic and Velcro - even the
shoes.