by Trey Graham, USA TODAY
Shakespeare in Love will give you the giggles even if you don't have a drama degree - though Shakespeare scholars may laugh louder and longer. Marc Norman and Tom Stoppard sprinkle their script with jokes about vain stars, showbiz rivalries and shrinks - subjects still relevant in the '90s.
Still, many of the best bits are takeoffs on lines from the Bard's plays - and there, as Hamlet would put it, is the rub. Most everyone will get the joke when the Puritan preacher Makepeace rails against "sinful" theaters in phrases lifted almost whole from Romeo and Juliet, but what about those sly references to less-familiar works? If you don't know your Cymbeline from your Coriolanus, here's a cheat sheet:
Shakespeare's signature.
Wrestling writer's block, Joseph Fiennes' Shakespeare
scribbles his name over
and over. Look closely: You'll see he uses different
spellings - a nod to the
fact that the six surviving copies of Shakespeare's
signature show considerable
variations in abbreviation and spelling. It's not that
he couldn't remember
his own name; in his era, few standardized spellings
existed, even of names.
'One Gentleman.'
Fiennes says theater owner Henslowe still owes him for
"one gentleman of
Verona." Apparently Henslowe has paid only half the
fee for The Two Gentlemen
of Verona - an early Shakespeare play, and the one
that catches the attention
of Gwyneth Paltrow's Lady Viola with the lines she
quotes for her audition:
"What light is light, if Silvia be not seen?"
'The Rose smells thusly rank by any name.'
Makepeace is talking about the Rose Theatre; he
concludes with, "I say a
plague on both their houses." Both phrases are much
like famous lines from
Romeo. It's a funny moment, but an important one, too:
In this early scene,
Stoppard and Norman begin to show how their
Shakespeare makes art of the stuff
of life - the film's central idea. As the film goes
on, Fiennes turns many
more everyday events into high drama.
Dr. Moth.
The shrewd alchemist/shrink who ponders Shakespeare's
outrageously Freudian
complaints ("The proud tower of my genius has
collapsed") bears the name of a
smart-aleck page-boy who punctures the pretensions of
his buffoonish master
in Love's Labours Lost. (There's also a fairy named
Moth in A Midsummer Night's
Dream.)
'Master Crab is nervous. He's never played the
palace.'
Not a Shakespeare gag, but one some younger audiences
may not get: In
vaudeville days, the Palace was a top-rank New York
house; to "play the
Palace," literally or figuratively, means to make it
to the big time.
Today's Palace is home to Broadway's Beauty and the
Beast.
Rosaline's fall from grace.
Smitten by a seamstress, Fiennes changes the title of
his work-in-progress
Romeo and Ethel to Romeo and Rosaline. But when he
catches her in bed with
another, the seamstress loses her chance at
immortality. Rosaline never
appears onstage in the Romeo and Juliet we know, but
we're told early on that
she's the object of Romeo's affection. In fact, Romeo
and his cohorts crash
the Capulet ball chiefly because Benvolio, Mercutio
and the rest want to get
a better look at Rosaline; Romeo, of course, forgets
her instantly when he
sees Juliet.
'Give me to drink mandragora.'
A dejected Fiennes orders this potion at the local
tavern. Mandragora is a
sedative, and the line is from Antony and Cleopatra;
the Egyptian queen,
distraught that her lover has returned to Rome, tells
her servant Charmian to
"Give me to drink mandragora. . . . That I may sleep
out this great gap of
time."
Marlowe's advice.
Christopher Marlowe helps Fiennes define Romeo's
character and outline the
play's plot. It's funny because Marlowe is among the
writers said by some
doubters to be the true author of Shakespeare's plays.
That bloodthirsty kid.
A sadistic street urchin with theatrical ambitions
likes Shakespeare's horrific
Titus Andronicus best: "Plenty of blood - that's the
only writing," he says.
His name, Fiennes asks? "John Webster" - who grows up
to write the morbidly
violent revenge tragedy The Duchess of Malfi. Possibly
the most esoteric
in-joke in the film.
Marlowe's 'ghost.'
The church scene in which Lord Wessex glimpses a man
he believes to be dead
will remind some of the ghostly visitations in Hamlet.
But Claudius, that
play's murderer, never sees his victim's shade. Better
parallels are Macbeth,
in which Banquo's ghost appears to the usurper
responsible for his death, and
Julius Caesar, in which Caesar's ghost stalks Brutus
on the battlefield.
'Twelfth Night.'
The play Fiennes begins at the movie's close does,
indeed, feature a lead
named Viola who disguises herself as a boy when
shipwrecked in an unknown
land. And it was commissioned - probably by Elizabeth
I - for a court
performance on Twelfth Night (Jan. 5, the last of the
Twelve Days of Christmas).
But it was written years after Romeo, and almost
certainly wasn't inspired by
a lost love.
The apothecary's hat.
Cast as the apothecary in the play-within-the-movie,
producer Hugh Fennyman
(Tom Wilkinson) fusses anxiously over wearing just the
right hat. His concern
comes not from pride but from a need to be part of a
story that has moved him
deeply, and it echoes the touching vanity of Malvolio,
the major domo of
Twelfth Night.
'It needs no wife come from Stratford to tell you
that.'
Fiennes says this to acknowledge that he can't hope to
marry Paltrow (he's
already married; she's engaged to a lord). The line
echoes Horatio's reply
to Hamlet's observation that Denmark is full of knaves
and villains: "There
needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave to tell
us this."
Other Hamlet references pepper Shakespeare in Love -
some funny, some serious,
too many to list. Among highlights: In a brawl,
Richard Burbage gets clobbered
with a skull. (The real Burbage was the first actor to
play Hamlet, who
delivers his "Alas, poor Yorick" speech to a skull.)
Indeed, says Folger
Shakespeare Library scholar Georgiana Ziegler, "As the
movie moves closer and
closer to tragedy you get more and more echoes of
Hamlet."