You have to admit, it's amusing...  This is meant to be amusing, that is all.  It is not meant to be offensive.  Be amused.  Do not be offended.

*suggest something for me to flip off by clicking here*

Added March 3, 2002:

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1. We have a lot of condiments.  So what if they're condiments--they had it coming.
2. Ooooh how I hate dirty laundry.
3. -self explanatory-
4. Blasted tea kettle!!
5. Yes, it's a toilet.  What you can't tell is that I'm really about a foot in front of it--my head is NOT touching it.
6. It is a mini stuffed walrus.

Added March 11, 2002:

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1. It failed and left me linty.  Note the stern look.
2. Whoever you are, wherever you are...  You can feel special.
3. There was nothing good on.
4. Kosher salt..?  Disgusting.

Added March 27, 2002:

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1. From angle one!
2. From angle two!

Added April 13, 2002:

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1. I hate when Dan leaves.  : (

Added April 27, 2002:

Guest appearances!  WOOO!

Added July 25, 2002:

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1. My initial reaction upon meeting Tim and Sean...
2. You find some REALLY messed up things at fairs.
 

Added January 23, 2003 (taken late summer 2002):

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1. Bakersfield.  "World's Biggest Thermometer."  BIG disappointment.  And the temperature helped none.