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AS PART OF THE MANDRILL'S
COMMITMENT TO CHATTERING-CLASSES-PANDERING, SUNDAY BROADSHEET
COLOUR SUPPLEMENT TYPE
JOURNO-STUFF, WE PRESENT AN OCCASIONAL DIP INTO MATTERS WORDISH
WITH A NEW SECTION
- 'BOOKVIEW'. CORRESPONDENCE SHOULD BE SENT HERE
FOR INITIAL INDIFFERENCE
AND SUBSEQUENT REJECTION.
HARRY POTTER EXCLUSIVE
HARRY POTTER: On
the rocky road to hairy palms
JK Rowling is to continue her phenomenally
successful 'Harry Potter' series with a fourth volume in September.
Entitled "Harry Potter & the Locked Bathroom", the
novel
will trace the Boy Wizard's first
steps into adolescence. Details are sketchy, but will feature
a number of Kay's catalogues that mysteriously flop open at the
ladies' bras
section, and a strange grunting,
slapping sound behind the Locked Bathroom door.
HAY ON WYE FESTIVAL
2000
BRET EASTON
ELLIS: Headliner
Details reach Bookview of the line
up for this year's Hay-On-Wye Literary Festival. Events include
panel discussions on the state of literature featuring Vikram
Seth,
Maeve Binchy and Iain Sinclair,
including 'How Best We Fuck Archer?' on the Sunday afternoon,
a puppet show by a balding man in a Charles Bukowski t-shirt and,
headlining the Main Stage on Saturday
night, Bret Easton Ellis and Will Self writing their names in
some fake snow, accompanied the Ghost of Catherine Cookson
on congos.. Tickets are, oooh, mondo
pricey and available from any sleeping dosser.
PRATCHETT TO AUCTION
HAT
TERRY PRATCHETT -
Soon to be hatless
Comic fantasy author Terry Pratchett
is to auction his special hat in aid of 'Heavy Metal T-shirts
for the Deaf'. The hat, which has been glued to his head for thirty
years, even while having sex and
brushing his teeth and having a wee and that (often simultaneously),
is expected to fetch up to £47.56 for the charity that rounds
up old
Saxon, Slayer and Manowar shirts
and gives them to deaf people, if they want them. The decision
to part with the hat, according to Pratchett, came when "(He)
looked in
the mirror and caught sight of this
idiot piece of felt strapped to my skull and thought 'Christ,
what a tit!'"
'BUT FOR THE MILK'
Will Self (Bloomsbury, £12.99,
250pp)
Self has carved himself quite a reputation
as Brit Lit's enfant terrible, shocking novels and even
more shocking behaviour (eating pies, smoking crack with John
Major's pipe,
shaving his pubes, that sort of thing.)
But middle age, a fat bank account and that bag of brass fists
he calls his face seem to have mellowed the one time Keith Moon
of
English letters. "But For The Milk"
is a moving tale of some ikkle kittens who have lost their mummy
and need some milk. Not typical subject matter for Self, but the
usual
verbal acrobatics are inplace, with one
long word in nine especially made up to confuse the reader and
make them feel like a duncy tit for not knowing it.
'NAKED LUNCH'
Written by William Burroughs, Read by
Keith Harris, Orville and Cuddles the Monkey (Penguin Audio, 3hrs
unabridged, £22.99)
Burroughs' classic satirical masterwork
is given a fresh reading by the popular ventriliquist and his
animal pals. Cuddles the Monkey is especially effective as crooked
pathologist Dr Benway, while Orville tackles
the Bosch-like orgy scenes of AJ's Annual Party with unusual aplomb.
The definitive reading of a definitive text.