The Pokemon Conspiracy Theory
Ok, so the theory goes that Pokemon is an attempt to taking over kids minds so when they grow up and all the sane people have died out, all the Poke-Freaks will dedicate their lives to Pokemon. At least thats Nintendo's plan. That is why we must put a stop to the evil! Destroy it while its still weak enough to be conquerd! If we do not do this, it will be the end to sanity as we know it, the world will be engulfed in Poke-mania, every thing will have Poke at the begginning, Poke-books, Poke-pizza, Poke-computers and more. I hope this makes you realize the danger we all are in.