The Anti-Pokemon Theme Song

Ok, I'll admit it. I used to like Pokemon and watched the TV show. That's why I know that god-forsaken song.

Each one of us a lamo pest,
Just a dorky twit,
No one would have ever guessed
Our show would be a hit!

Our Game Boy junk and trading cards
Sell across the map
All bought by parents of retards
Who "have to" own this crap!

Pokemon!
Flavor of the week!
Expensive trash!
Latest fat to take your cash!

Pokemon!
Soon to be forgot!
In your closet
Watch us rot!

Pokemon! Better sell 'em quick!
We make big bucks,
Though our artwork sucks,
America - land of shmucks!

POKEMON!