Ten Sure Signs That You're Addicted to Pokemon

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Here are 10 ways to tell if you're addicted to Pokemon. If you have or do any of these things, get the heck off my site and go to Pokemon.com or some other stupid site.
That is all.

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The Ten Sure Signs

• You can name all 151 Pokemon and their stats, by heart.
• You own all of the Pokemon TV series videos and have watched them all at least 3 times.
• You've seen the movie 5 or more times and own a pirated version on your computer.
• You talk to your friends by saying,
• You spend 10 hours a day on your GameBoy trying to,
• You own all the plastic Poke-figures and 3,000 plastic Poke-balls.
• You cry if you lose a battle on the GameBoy game.
• At school you throw away your lunch and spend the entire recess trading Pokemon Cards.
• Every day you go to the card shop and buy 50 dollars worth of cards.
• When you go to Burger King if they're out of Pokemon toys you scream and start ripping open ketchup packs and start squirting them everywhere.