Musings
- It would take 5.8 earths to support the population if everyone lived like me. That's just depressing.
- "I don't even have anything against retarded people. But every year, Hollywood somehow convinces me that the movie I most want to see involves a retarded person doing something completely ridiculous. I got it. How about a retarded serial killer? Or, sort of along those lines, how about a comedy/murder mystery that takes place in a hospital for the mentally retarded?
No, wait, I think I have it. A remake of Casablanca with an all-retard cast. When Rick tells Sam to play his and Ilsa's song, Sam could start slamming the piano keys with wide-open hands. That would sure as hell inspire me."
- "You can afford to ask at least one random stranger every day to have sex with you without really going out of your way. For example, you can ask the person in front of you in line at Starbucks. If the person says "no", then just order your venti chai latte and go on with your day. If he or she says "yes", even better. You get the most pretentious fucking drink on the planet, plus you get, well, you get sex. Nothing goes down better than it does with sex."
- I fantasize about shifting gears...
- He's a good guy, when he's in a good mood.. (almighty father)
- Essay Topic: The Art of the Automobile
- There is a difference between loving someone and being in love with them.
- Music is my escape from reality.
- Be mellow. As much as possible.
- I like Irish music.
- Why do sleep and boredom coincide?
- I pity those who take life seriously.
- I pity those without an appreciation for music.
- It is sad that most of our laws have been put in place by the biased reasoning of the public at the time of [the law's] creation.
- Knowledge conquers all. You don't have to have anything but information to succede. You could be the scum of the universe or just a floating green blob, but if you knew a shit load about anything and everything you can be vastly successful.
- I'm feeling fine, but then i look in the mirror.
- Saturday used to belong to me.
- I am building a race of super hickies.
- Understand the weight and meaning without all of the rash emotion.
- A muffin is a delicate thing.
- 3.28 People want what they can't have. Especially: Chicks will be more attracted to a guy that is not their slave, following them and calling them wherever they are. They want a challenge; why do you think they always go for the "dangerous" rebel types? Don't give them yourself and they will want it, assuming that there is already a little attraction.
- 3.30 Beer and skittles. instead of kicks and giggles. but then again beer and skiggles is even better...
- 4.1 i need a webhost that doesn't have all these damn ads..
- 4.4 i amuse myself.. often at the expense of others. o well
- 4.14 i feel like destroying something beautiful
- 4.14 Calm like a [mutha fucking] bomb.
- 4.14 "GLASSES
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This is a really entertaining way to smoke dope, and also a pretty good
party trick. =) First, take a nice-sized glass mug or jar, run it under
the faucet, and put it into the freezer for about twenty minutes. Light
a joint and put it into a holder (a Bic pen with the innards removed works
well) until only the burning cherry and about another 1/4" of the joint
are sticking out. Then take the burning end and CAREFULLY put it into your
mouth. Take the jar out of the freezer, stick the end of the Bic pen
(the end you'd be dragging on if using the pen like a cigarette holder)
near the bottom of the jar, and blow. The cold jar keeps the smoke from
escaping, and you can fill the jar to the top (it's possible to get the
entire joint in). Then take the jar, put it to your lips, and inhale it
into your lungs by tipping it into your mouth just as you would a drink.
The smoke will be so cold you can barely feel it going down. It's
complicated to do correctly, and takes some practice, but it's probably
one of my favourite methods."
- 4.22 i've come to the sad conclusion that i will never get over my obsession with high performance automobiles, specifically japanese imports. i love cars, but i don't see even a remote possibility in the near future of obtaining one... it's hard to keep alive a dream that you cannot grasp. i don't think anyone understands the depth to which my love for cars goes; friends see some of it, but no one sees how depressed i get just because i cant realize my hobby. this hobby is purely metaphysical at the moment. it is all in my head, because, save a couple occassions, i hardly ever actually work on cars. im just so obsessed that i research for hours on cars i will most likely never even see, let alone touch. on the surface, one may think its wierd that i become depressed because i do not own a car. its because of this intense yearning to have this symbol of my individuality that i become sad. i could do so much, i have dreamed about it so much, but i cannot actually do anything. i see people all around me whose parents buy them flashy, gas-guzzling suvs who use them only to get from point A to point B. a car is so much more to me than that. it would be an extension of myself if only i could have one. and the ones i yearn for don't even cost much, but because of my ignorance and lack i skill i crashed a car right after i obtained the ability to drive and fucked with my family's insurance rate. this eclipse my need for a car, and i have been driving other people's automobiles ever since. all i want is a cheap import that i can work on. it would be see easy... but its out of my reach. and the worst part is i can't kick the habit, and im reminded constantly of my unrequited love.