Welcome to another edition of Trash or Tramp. In this edition, we go over the fashions from the announcement of the Grammy nominations. Remember, I (The Twig) is in bold and Jerry is in italics
What up to Sisqo, Toni Braxton, and Nelly? What the fuck is JC wearing? Does he not see the color scheme?! It’s black! And what is with his hair?! He totally stuck his finger in the electrical socket!
Trash or Tramp, Twiggy?
Well, Toni Braxton looks classy. And even though he is looking ghetto with the two-way pager on his belt, Sisqo and Nelly look alright. But JC--Trash!
I totally agree with you.
JC Chasez, Toni Braxton, Sisqo, and Nelly
Better shot.
JC totally looks like he does not fit in that picture.
He does, doesn’t he? He looks a little smushed.
He does look a little smushed. Him and Nelly. Sisqo needs to move over.
Nelly’s just trying to show off his ice and Sisqo’s just happy he’s nominated for a Grammy. I still think Nelly should’ve been nominated for Best New Artist.
Yeah. I think everybody should start at Best New Artist then move up to the big ones.
Yeah. But I think Sisqo is gonna win. I got money on him.
You need to stop making bets.
Shut up.
JC Chasez and Toni Braxton
Yes. Toni Braxton is the picture of class. Aww! Hell, yeah! A Perfect Circle! You know I would wear an outfit like that?
Maynard? Where?! And what would outfit would you wear--JC’s or Toni’s?
Turn on MTV! 3 Libras is on! I would wear the outfit that Toni has on. Not that crap that JC is wearing. I think I have those pants that JC’s wearing.
You do not. Doesn’t Maynard have a cool tattoo?
Hell, yeah. I would put a picture up if I had one. Maynard doesn’t like to take pictures. So, that would be a little hard. But anyway. Toni is classy and JC still looks like trash. Damn. I wish I was home to see the nominations. I want to everyone's reactions when their names were read.
Indeed. Yeah. Me, too. Damn school. I knew I should've stayed home. I want a tattoo like that.
Me, too. The one on my back is not enough. You see that thing on the WWF with Kai en tai?!
Yeah! That is hilarious!
Voice dubbing. It’s like I'm watching Godzilla.
JC Chasez
Yeah. You better pray that I don’t see your ass out in the street. ‘Cause I will beat your ass for wearing that outfit.
He's praying for that Grammy.
He better pray for that, too. Even though I got money on them, too.
You have money on everybody.
Not everybody. Just certain people.
Her
Bitch.
Slut.
Skank.
Whore.
Trick.
Daddy's girl.
Corrupter.
User and abuser.
Jezebel.
Tramp.
Tramp.
JC Chasez
Now he’s standing next to the Grammy.
He wants it.
Well, he’s not gonna get it. He might as well take that one home.
Is he going for that paint-splattered look?
Whatever he’s going for it ain’t working. Hey! Is that Will behind him?!
No. That guy doesn’t have facial hair. Will is scruffy. And butt ugly.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Alright. My eyes are not deceiving me.
Yes, they are! Why would Will be at the Grammy nominations?!
The same reason why he was in Billy’s Hollywood Screen Kiss!
You are crazy.
Joshua Scott Chasez
Look at his hair.
My god. He’s in the middle of a sentence. What is that on his chin?
I believe it’s called a soul patch. And he needs to quit ‘cause it ain’t coming out right.
But you gotta admit—he has nice eyes. And those blond streaks—I don’t know.
Yeah. He’s got nice eyes. And I like him with the blond streaks. Adds more to his character.
Twig...
No. I am not softening towards those losers. Nor will I ever.
Okay. I was getting worried there for a second.
No need to worry about me. My goddess. Look at his hair. He stuck his finger in the socket, didn’t he?
He didn’t stick his finger in the socket. He’s just surprised that he got nominated for a Grammy.
Good one!
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
JC Chasez
What the fuck is he looking at?!
He’s looking at you, Twig. He heard you say that you liked him with the blond streaks. He’s out to get you. He’s out to please you, now.
Stop. Don’t play like that.
What? Am I scaring you? He’s right behind you!
Shut up! I'm too scared to go to sleep tonight. My honey is really gonna have to be next to me, tonight.
Hold him tight, girl. ‘Cause JC is coming for you and he’ll kill your honey in the process.
Shut up!
JC is looking pretty devious in that photo. He’s also looking pretty murderous.
Shut up! I'm not hearing you.
Sleep with one eye open, Twig. No. Sleep with both eyes open--one for yourself and the other for your honey.
Jerry...
You know I'm just playing with you, girl.
I don’t know. He does look like he’s up to no good in that photo. I'm scared. I need my honey to hold me.
If he isn’t dead.
Jerry!
Just kidding.
Joshua Scott Chasez—you’re back again
This is the whole ensemble. Whoa.
Where do we begin?
The only thing normal on him is the turtleneck. But I'm afraid that normalcy is covered up by that jacket. I wonder what kind of shoes he has on with that.
He should’ve just worn the pants or the jacket. Not both. That’s called “overkill”. And the shoes I wonder about myself. Shoes make the outfit.
He kind of looks like that guy that plays Berg on Two Guys and a Girl.
He does look like Berg, doesn’t he?! Oh, my god! It’s Berg! It’s not JC after all!
Maybe that was the look he was going for and he failed at it. I'm telling you. I have those pants!
You do not.
I do, too!
You do not!
Come on! JC is known for wearing girl pants! Look how skinny he is! We might just wear the same size!
Well, maybe you two can exchange clothes when he finds you.
Well, the winner of this edition of Trash or Tramp is---Toni Braxton.
Yep. She gets the prize.