Cordelia Quotes

• "People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatising event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing."
• "Willow, nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears."
• "Gym was canceled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
• "Whatever is causing this Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever. But get over it."
• "Damn it Xander! What's going on? Who died and made you Elvis?"
• "Excuse me. Who gave you permission to exist?"
• "You know, Giles, one of these times...you're gonna wake up in a coma!"
• "I'll never know if what I have with Xander is real, or just some temporary insanity that made me think I loved him."

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