Xander Quotes

!You da man, Buff."
!Mix in a little rectal surgury and its my best day ever!"
!On a scale from one to ten... It sucked."
!Woa, lets stop this whirley-gig of fun, Im dizzy."
!Its funny if you're me."
"I'm sorry, calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way."
"I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever."
"I sometimes like things that are not good for me."
"Willow, you are the best human ever! I adore you!"
" Well, it must be that whole Angel-killed-his-girlfriend-and-tortured-him thing. Hey, Giles is pretty petty when it comes to stuff like that."
"And nothing says "thank u" like dollars in the waistband."
"just because your better than us doesn`t mean u can be all superior."
"I laugh in the face of danger then i hide till it goes away"