Hello friends and guess what? Happy New Year. I hope you all had a great holiday season and did everything you wanted and got some cool shit for the holidays as well. Now back to reality and back to life.
The last SRTV taping was last Monday and it was not as emotional as I thought it would be. It was tough because what I did was just yell stuff at the camera and the stuff I thought was the best I kept. We also teased Mass Debate a little too. Now what I have to do is put together a reel of the best moments in 2003 and I only have a twenty minute window to do it. We'll see how that goes.
I am getting really sick and tired about hearing about Lord of the Rings. It is just a fricking movie people. Please try not to get sucked in to the hype. It is a fantasy story. People talk about it like it is the greatest trilogy of all time. Well, just to let you know, the Godfather owns that title and don't you ever forget it. You won't see fans of the Godfather come to the movie dressed like their favortie Corelone family memeber like these fucking geeks that see LOTR movies. When we will get to see a marathon of Godfather movies at AMC? The difference between LOTR and Godfather that makes the Godfather a legend and LOTR a dumb fairy tale, in '75 and '79 Godfather took home Best Picture awards where LOTR has only been nominated. And guess what Return of the King won't win either. Enough of this crap, let it go. Not everyone likes that shit so stop jamming down peoples throats.
Britney gets married, and it's annuled. You know the more I want to feel sorry for her and say she is misunderstood and a nice kid, the more she does to change my mind and make me think she is some dumb hick from Louisiana who will remain a corporate puppet for the rest of her life. She will pose for Playboy by the end of the year. You watch.
So we touched the surface of Mars. Big deal. Why don't we send another seven astronauts to their death just to say hello to the aliens that are going to consume our resources? Make sure we have plenty of fire trucks with water ready to rip when they arrive and draw their gang signs on our farmlands.
B2K breaks up, another great moment in music history. Dave Matthews will be on Today this week, another tragic moment in music history.
Dr. Phil has a plan to lose weight. Well obviously Philip you need to try your own formula because have you looked in the mirror lately douchebag?
So Beyonce wants to release a clothing line and follow in the footsteps of every other piece of crap pop star like P. Diddy, J-Lo, Eminem? I have an idea. How about fashionable bandanas where you can tie them around your mouth so we don't have to hear your bullshit music anymore? You can even go one step further and make paper bags to put over your children to defend the universe from seeing red.
And finally, Afghanistan has a constitution. Hopefully it works better than ours since we have a president the people did not choose.
Thank you and enjoy 2004.
MJ
