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Stupidbowl Sunday |
Although this Sunday is not the case of a Superbowl no one gives a shit about as it usually is, I can’t believe all the hooplah about the Superbowl.
First of all, the place I work at is having a “tailgating party.” How can you have a tailgating party without beer? So I get a little loaded at the office? So what?!?!
Then there’s this crap about how people are being given the day off after the Superbowl if the Bears win. So fucking what if the Bears win! Did we get a day off after the Sox won the World Series, no! And let me tell you something, the Sox are more important than the fucking Bears. Bears fans only had to wait 21 years for a Superbowl. Sox fans waited twice as long for a World Series, let alone a championship to come to Chicago. Why don’t we get a day off for that? I bet if the loser ass Cubbies won, there would be a week long holiday so every alcoholic Cub fan could splurge for the week.
Now I have lots of gripes about Superbowl Sunday. First off, why does anyone care if their team is not in it? So they can all circle jerk around the water cooler the next day and talk about how some man took down another man like they were on Brokeback Mountain or something? Maybe it’s those silly ass commercials. We can all sit around and talk about how funny that commercial was where that girl was sucking on a lollipop and it exploded. Oh wait a minute, that was the backstage coverage of the Lingerie Bowl.
And then there’s the parties. Why would people have parties to commemorate an event that is not represented by your city? This year our city is in it, so DUIs will be plentiful.
You know what, I give up. I am just bitching for the sake of bitching. Go Bears! Talk to you all on Sunday.
JAE
