Hello there. Sorry I have been behind on some things. I will talk about that at the end. First, my special thoughts at this time that I love to share with you.
So the Cubs destroyed the Bartman ball thinking that this will be the end of their excuse, oops I mean curse. I mean come on, destroying a baseball is going to get the Cubs to the series this year. Cub fans, GROW UP! Your team lost last year not because of Steve Bartman, but because Alex Gonzales blew a DP opportunity. Furthermore, you had a second chance in Game 7 at home with your ace of spades Wood pitching. Your team just sucks. You can cry all you want about how “the Sox didn’t make the playoffs.” The Sox wouldn’t have looked like a bunch of chokers like the north siders. The Sox beat the Cubs 4 out of 6. If you want to get rid of the curse, forget destroying the baseball. Destroy the Chicago Cubs and let the Sox have Wrigley. We’ll play our day games there, while the night games will remain at the Cell. This will also solve the city’s problem of too many night games in the north side. Case closed.
President Bush, got to love him. He interrupts national television at 9am in the morning to tell us that he is against gay marriages. He just had to tell everyone and how his new mission in life is to come up with some ridiculous amendment to the constitution that will ban same sex marriages. He says it’s all about family values. Yeah, he knows a lot about family values. Ask his twin raving alcoholic daughters about his idea of family values. Ask his forging pill popping niece how happy the Bush family is. I think he is scared of the fact that two people the same sex can do a better job of raising a child than him, much like a blind monkey could do a better job of running this country than him.
While we are on the subject of gays, let’s talk about the so-called queen of nice. That bitch Rosie got married in San Francisco. How convenient for her to marry while this is one of the hottest stories on MSNBC right now. Listen, just because your poor ass excuse of a play closes down doesn’t mean you have to always be on TV. If you really want publicity, why don’t you jump in front of a truck? That way the newspapers will put you on front page and you’ll be all set.
Howard Stern, the king of all media (so he says) was suspended by 7 Clear Channel stations on Wednesday, and another Cheap Channel station fired their resident shock jock Bubba the Love Sponge while the FCC fined him $770,000. One of the actions he was fined for was slaughtering a pig in a local parking lot. This man should have been fired the first time. Not fined again. There is a difference between stupidity and free speech. While we are on the stupidity topic, our boy Mancow was fined again for something take took place in 2001. I disagree with that. Mancow has cleaned up his show a tad since then and paid his fine. Why should he pay again? The radio community is being shaken down right now, but don’t worry fearless people, it will cease soon. Especially when MJ gets back on TV. The FCC has the need to clean house every time during election time. To the FCC: I appreciate the fact you are trying to clean up the airwaves that everyone owns and shit, but if you don’t want anyone to step put of bounds, build a boundary, ok?
So here is a Jae update. The Monday Morning Regime website will be redone and look better this month. We will be taping the first Mass Debate this month and hopefully you will like it. I just started as a member of the “Morning Zone” on 94.7 FM as an intern and it is quite fun, but I am trying to adjust to my new schedule at school and make other moves. It won’t be too long, I promise.
Thanks for reading and I will talk to you soon.
MJ
