 | The Mockery of Martha |
This is a criminal. Stewart was someone who capitalized on a situation where she could save a shitload of money. I can’t believe we are celebrating the homecoming of this bitch like she just won the fucking Superbowl. True, insider trading is sort of a mundane charge. I feel if someone hears that something is going to tank their stock, they should take advantage, but it is against the law. And that homemaking cunt broke the law. She lied to the government and was charged with obstruction of justice. These are serious charges my friends. In fact they are felonies, and once again like it happens so much in this beautiful land of ours, the rich walk free while common people hit the trials and tribulations of that of reality. If this were you or me, we would be facing five years in prison for sure. She gets five months in Cape Cupcake. She can shove a cupcake in her twat for all I care. Now she gets five months house arrest with her bracelet on her fat ankle. The same ankle we got to see during the press conference when some cameraman was drinking on the job at CNN.
Now with house arrest, Stewart gets to work 40 hours a week and go to the grocery store. Funny, I would think she would have one of her people do her food shopping so she can make another stupid ass concoction for her excuse of a show. So basically she is not getting any punishment at all. She gets to play at her huge ass mansion with all her horses and other toys. She gets to still do business to make up for huge lost that Martha Stewart Everyday has been struck with. I personally think that we as an American public should boycott all of her products. Force her into bankruptcy five times over. Cripple her financially.
“I thank you all, you are all my heroes,” she said during her victory speech when she got out of jail. Yeah, heroes she probably yelled at and downgraded for years. Then as a big kicker, she talks about a present someone gave her from the inside. And this wasn’t a nice big pole up her ass either. This was a poncho made by a friend inside. She doesn’t give the prisoner credit. If she did, this prisoner could make ponchos for a living behind bars and she could have the same chance of victory that Martha did. But no, what does Martha do? She gives away the pattern on the Internet for free to make herself look good, and raise her personal stock. Oh boy, Martha you are such a sweetie. You’re as sweet as a herpes patient’s genitals.
And then what happens, that idiot Mark Burnett and Donald Trump want to create a spin off of the Apprentice based on Martha Stewart because they know it will be a huge cash cow. OK, let’s give the thief more credibility now. Hell, let’s elect her President. Why don’t we give her all our money while she tells us how to make a nice chocolate tart? What will be next for Martha? Maybe she can go hit someone with her Mercedes and get probation next time. Maybe she can go shoplift from that grocery store so she can do community service, a job she should be doing as a CEO of a huge corporation.
Bottom line, accountability needs to be accessed. Stewart has not done her time, and most likely never will. It is up to people to stand up and say, what the fuck? Michael Jackson will not be in jail, what the fuck? OJ Simpson walks on murder, what the fuck? Paris Hilton steals a DVD, and all charges are dropped, what the fuck? Is it just me, or is this vicious circle of life going to continue until the day we die?
Oh well, Happy St. Patty’s day. Drink a Guinness for me because I hate that shit.
MJ
