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He’s Back!!!!! |
It was a nice couple of weeks, months, or whatever off. I had time to clear my head, think about he mistakes I made in the past, and what I need to do to move forward. I thank all the people who wished me well, and checked in with me, and quite frankly, there weren’t a lot of you.
See I think it is so funny in life how people abandon ship any chance they THINK it is going to sink. Many people turned on me during season 4, and many people showed me true colors, and at this moment I would like to give you all a big FUCK YOU for your actions. You know who you are, and I won’t embarrass you by bringing it up here on double J. You know youngsters reading this; hold on to your friendships as long as you can. Because when it all comes down to it, people move on with life and forget about you. All those good friends you have in high school, when you get older, they’ll move on with their life and you will be sitting there with a dick in your hand. Cute huh?
You know many people say we love the MJP and Michael Jae and I say bullshit. I don’t bite. You can e-mail me and talk to me. I always answer everything back whether it is pro or anti Michael. I just believe in answering people back. I have brought back the Strictline to give you guys that opportunity to stay in touch and get your voice on TV which is fun. Don’t be a bunch of pussyholes ok? If you don’t want to talk to me, that’s cool too boxhead! Stay in your little igloo or wherever you are and jerk off to the sound of your own voice, or your wife getting fucked in the ass by some other dude.
Now let’s get down to business. I am a new man who REALLY doesn’t give a fuck. I have nothing to lose anymore since I have come to the realization that the world is fake as shit and people are self serving little creatures that feed on their own feces and could care less about helping anyone else but themselves. This is the majority people. Of course there is the few that will go out of there to help others, but really, let’s take a look here. The world eats animals that can’t defend themselves and another percentage of it kills, hunts, and wounds these other animals. If a woman gets pregnant, 7 out of 10 times the guy will say “it’s not mine.” And if you get busted with your buddy on something, one guy always rolls over on the other guy. God, does this life suck!
I have always believed do unto others as you would have to you. I have tried that and it sucks. No one wants to help.
Sorry to get that off my chest but really people=shit as Slipknot would have you believe. Look around at the zoo called reality and try to bust through the bars that are almost impossible to break through. Think about that one kiddies.
Now, August 17th is coming and you will see a new MJP. I know that I always build shit up but this time it is for real. I have come up with a new formula that will win back all SRTV fans and bring new MJP posse. I am ready to take down the conglomerates and bring fun back to entertainment. Are you sick of all the regurgitated bullshit on TV? Make sure you are by a TV with stupid Comcast in the areas listed on the MJP August 17 at midnight and I promised you will not be disappointed. My show is not fucking Comcastic, but you will enjoy it or hate it more than ever.
Either way, I hope you all watch. I love all the people who have supported me and shown TRUE LOVE towards me and didn’t use me for a band connection, network purpose, and all that other shit! Just true friends! I try to check in with people as much as possible and some get annoyed when I call, so FYGASMD. If anyone can tell me what that means, call the Strictline now and tell me. I will bring you on the first episode and you can say anything that is on your mind.
My friends, people need to speak out more. I hope I can help you guys do that. I will have some more journals to come on life and shit and will broadcast my feelings on the audioblogger starting Monday. My name is Michael Jae and I am back! Now put that in your bong and smoke it, STONER!
Don’t fear the future…FEAR RIGHT NOW!!!!
Your good friend JAE
