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I guess since America decided it would be cool to put an unqualified jack ass in the White House, he thought it would be fun to put unqualified people in FEMA. I just found out that Michael Brown, the director, has experience in horse training. Well, that is quite funny because I find this to be “horse shit.”
Meanwhile everyone’s favorite “I want to be a politician” celebrity Sean Penn went out to the waters of New Orleans with a boat and a trusty photographer to rescue people and look like he is a saint. Well Mr. Penn why have a professional photographer with you? Do you want the world to know you are not just some obnoxious, conceited, piece of shit, but you truly do have a heart? I give you credit for going down there, but please. Let the paparazzi find you. Let the word make itself out to the press, jag off.
Kanye West apparently is taking flack for his “George W Bush doesn’t care about black people” comment. In fact, the concert last weekend was on a 7 second delay. Whether you agree with Kanye or not, our civil rights get flushed down the toilet more and more everyday. Do you think more people could point fingers at the President and many of the local agencies of Louisiana, rather than someone who was just speaking his mind?
Then there’s Britney who reportedly hasn’t given one cent to the disaster victims. Oh I see, since you are having a baby no one else matters. With her and Federslime’s genes put together, I think we are going to see Britney pop out a hamster out of her cooch before a beautiful baby.
Kelly Clarkson apparently won big at the VMAs. Fox has demanded she give half of her awards to them. That is a joke. And yes, so is that wanna be popstar, so called idol bitch too.
Yes I know that was weeks ago, and I am just talking about it now. I have catching up to do since I have been gone for a while.
So I got a chance to watch a little bit of the Roast of Pamela Anderson on Comedy Central. I think it would be more fun if they put a stick in her, put her on two steaks, and watch her spin like the pigs she defends. She makes me embarrassed to be a vegetarian to be quite frank. This woman slept with rock stars and somehow was stupid enough to allow them to become pornos, get Hepatitis C, and still manages to be popular. There are people like her called dirty little hoes. Shall we give them lots of airtime as well?
Does anyone know what the hell is going on with Chapelle? I just got season two and for there not to be a three is a scandal.
Back to N.O. Why the hell does GW need his dad and Clinton with him to make decisions regarding disasters? I thought he was a smart man. He just can’t handle a crisis. On 9/11 he wanted to read a story about a goat, and the way he handled the first half on Katrina blew a goat., so I guess if the shoe fits.
Note to Barbara Bush, the people in New Orleans may have been underprivileged, but you are married into the dynasty of the worst presidents of America and the people who are not “well off” as you put it can aspire to do better things. What can you do besides soil a pair of depends while some dumb ass brings you your dinner in a can with a straw bitch?
And one more thing. To Howard Stern. Yes we know you are going to Sirius. You only talk about it every time you are on your silly ass radio show. And chances are you are going to suck there just like you suck now, and bringing that goof Bubba the Love Sponge with you isn’t going to make your so called revolution any cooler OK? You want a revolution pal, YOU READING IT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
That will do it for me. Have a nice day.
MJ
