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THE JAE JOURNAL

December 2003

Hey there folks. This is my first column for the new me so take it easy on me OK.

Well, I haven’t changed that much.

Today was a kick ass show on MMR and I think I finally managed to catch Palomar off guard with my comments on Georgie porgie pudding pie, couldn’t run his country so he went and cried. If this guy thinks he is fooling anyone with his act that he is a president who cares, he’d better think again. The point is that he knows his approval rating is in the pits and he will do anything to raise this. So why not fly to Baghdad and wish the soldiers well. Although, he has not been to one funeral or visited one family of the hundreds of men and women killed in combat, I guess that makes up for it right?

Can you say reality TV is fake? Many people grandstand for the camera when they are on reality television because they know that 15 minutes is not a lot of time, and the bigger an asshole you are, the more you will be remembered. What’s more, there is all this talk about a woman being raped on the set of the Real World. Knowing those bastards at MTV, they will most likely talk about the rape on the show since they think everyone watching are morons and like that stuff. MTV believes that our youth are obsessed with sex, drugs, partying, and watching MTV. I think they need to get their shit together. VH1, a once respectable music channel that was a good alternative to that, is going down the tubes. This is evident by their Big in ’03 show that was on this past Sunday. The majority of the people on that show were as dumb as a box of rocks. I have more respect for Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks for voicing her opinion. I would have even more if she would leave the band and play something more appealing than “have sex with your cousin” music.

And what happened to country? It is so poppy now. All the videos are stupid and Shania Twain doesn’t even sound country. She sounds like the southern version of Britney. Truth be told, she is from Canada. Why do country in the first place? When you are in Canada and see idiots like Toby Keith, what is God’s name would possess you do country? Yes I know, Shania started way before that, but there were many dickheads like him who were ultra-patriotic and didn’t even know why.

Can someone please drop a piano on the Cat in the Hat? This “thing” is taking over the marketplace. Radio shack, Mastercard, Proctor & Gamble (maybe if we get lucky they will put Mr. Clean in the Cat’s eyeballs like they do with the rest of the animals they test on), Burger King, Kraft products, Pop Tarts, Kellogg’s cereal, ARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!! To hell with the cat in the hat. I have my own Dr. Seuss analogy for him.

There once was a cat who wore a hat
So Tommy hit him with a baseball bat
He fell to the ground, his stupid silver car was nowhere to be found
And Thing one and two were in the tree messing around
So let’s hire the Sneecthes to burry the Cat in the beaches
And while Horton hears a hoo, Sam will know what to do
He will drink lots of moonshine and eat Green Eggs and Ham
And as for the cat and his hat, no one gives a damn

Thanks for reading, and I will talk to you soon. Listen to wcrx.net Mondays at 7am.

Peace,
MJ

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