Estuardo's History (and besides, It's a Timeline)

Remember when Estuardo said that some of his family aren't from the US. He ain't one of them. He and his brother are like the only ones from the US (I think), and everyone else are from Latin America. Yes, I'm talking about Venezuela, Guatemala, Colombia, Guatemala, Mexico, Guatemala, Cuba, and of course, GUATEMALA. Sorry 'bout that, Essy. I've noticed something unusual about you. The ethnic confusion. He's the only one with that. His family didn't have that. He's the only one in the city, the country, the hemisphere, the world, the universe, the galaxy, the...! Well, here it goes for his history (get it, HIS HIStory). Just a little "SNAKE" humor there.

Flashback to January 2001. Estuardo tried out. March 2001, He, Aline, Matt, and Garrett made the show and met up with Caroline, Kaleigh, and Rachel. June 2001-August 2001, they taped Season 4. Late September 2001, they taped the America Kids Respond episode. January 2002, he, Garrett, Caroline, and Aline were automatically on Season 5. March 2002, they met Mike, Kortney, and Shing Ying. June 2002-August 2002, they taped Season 5. September 2002, they taped the American Kids Remember episode. They reunited all 24 ZOOMers or something. Anyways, sadly, I don't think he's on it anymore. 1)he stomped the age limit. 2)VOICE DISCRIMINATION! Estuardo's parents are so mad at the director for not letting their son go to Season 6. 3)He's GUATEMALAN. (Okay, that wasn't necessary, but if it is, then that's a problem). Well, Essy, I hope you enjoy your last 20 episodes of ZOOM. The jokes' on you. Estuardo. lol. Just Kidding. I hope you enjoy your last 20 episodes because no one will remember you in the later years of ZOOM. Now, Estuardo, before you tell your parents on the director, no violence. Let your parents do that. And remember not to cuss. It's a kid's show and you, Garrett, Caroline, Kortney, Mike, Shing Ying, and Aline are all teens (tweens). Now go tell your parents, Estuardo. I hope that teaches Bob the director a lesson.

Estuardo might be busy this summer. But really, a 9th Grader? Puh-lease, he's 14 and made it to high school doesn't mean he needs a break. Anywho, Estuardo might be IMing any of his cast members like Matt saying "I'm out of the show" "Why?" Matt asked. "DEEP-VOICERS, AGE LIMIT STOMPERS, GUATEMALAN BRACEFACES LIKE ME WON'T BE ON THE **** SHOW," Estuardo said. Or maybe IMing Kortney saying "I love you, baby." Sorry, Estuardo. Just my thought. Go ahead, do what you like. I'm sorry that you're not on ZOOM anymore, but don't worry. Either Matt or Kortney will help you.