Topic: Personal Stories
COLLEGE DAYS: BROKEN BONERS
When I was in college at Southern Illinois University at Carbondale, I partied a lot. To avoid university restrictions on alcohol, many of the parties were held off campus at a housing development called "Lewis Park." While there one weekend I learned that sex could be as dangerous as it was fun.
The party was in full swing. We were at my friend Harry's apt., and I was in the middle of a beer drinking contest. Contestants were held up parallel ...to the ground, while a keg was poured down our throats. So far the record was 20 seconds, but I was closing in! The crowd counted 19...20...21! I set the record for that night! Afterwards I blacked out for a bit. When I came to I was on a couch in the living room with one blonde laying on my lap watching TV, and another laying on my shoulder. It was a great party, or so I thought.
The crowd had filed out onto the front lawn, when up screeched an ambulance! Out jumped two paramedics and up the stairs they ran! We were all out front trying to figure out what was going on, when a guy from the party was brought down in pain. The paramedics wheeled him to their vehicle and sped off. Last one down the stairs was Tara.
Tara was a gorgeous girl! She was the kind of woman that made heads twist with the quickness! It turns out that she'd been in a bedroom with the injured guy having sex. While riding him she bent backwards and snapped the innards of his penis. Apparently he had shrunken and swollen up at the same time! After that guys kinda stayed away from her. She was known as "Tara the Dick Breaker" from then on. The guy wasn't much better off...he started being called "Submissive Dick." I'd never thought of someone having a broken boner, but college is a place of higher learning.
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Updated: Wednesday, 2 January 2019 3:15 PM CST
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