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ROQUFORT Q. PLATYPUS

Roquefort Q. Platypus is the illegitimate love child of Kilgore Trout and Carolyn Keene by means of artificial insemination. He was adopted by the Nivlem Platypus family of Plainfield Wisconsin in 1957, shortly before they left town in the wake of the Gein scandal.

Roquefort Q. Platypus was expelled from Miskatonic University in Arkham Massachusetts in 1995 for "unspeakable blasphemies". His literary career commenced with his escape from the asylum for the hopelessly insane in Big Tuna, Texas. His current whereabouts are unknown. Floppy discs arrive at the offices is Divinely Inspired Publications by carrier pigeon at irregular intervals, as he carries on his work.