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A Day in the Life of My Life
What does a hot hardrockin' guy do all day you may ask? Well what happens is I wake up all pissed in the morning so I put in some Limp Bizkit or maybe Godsmack and just let loose in my room and just rock out. Then I hop into my sweet ass pimped out vehicle and just drive around. I painted flames on all of my cars so they are truly badass. Hey, guess what my liscense plate says? it says: "BadA55-4-U" Hot as shit. Well after about 10 minutes theres usually like some hot chick in my car with me all starin' at me like I was the hottest guy in the world (and i am). Well then i go to the record store where they got guitars and I just jam on them and then i start looking for some music. guess what i got today? Slipknot. They are hardcore.
Well then I go home and stare into the mirror all day cuz i am a badass and nothing is better looking than a genuine 100% all-american badass. Then i go into my room and put in Godsmack and just turn that shit all the way up. Then i go out back and smoke like 50 joints.
Thats what i do on weekends. But on weekdays I get up even more pissed and I throw in some Mudvayne and just rock out for a few minutes and then i put on my wife beater and leather pants and head over to work like 10 minutes late and my boss bitches about how I'm making the company look bad. I work at piggly wiggly, bitch, and Im always stealin like cheetos and 6 packs and shit like that. All the hot bitches always come to my line cuz they want me to pack their bags not some pretty boy hot shot lame ass or some old man that smells like he just shit his pants. Then after work i go home and just rock out to some KoRn.
I know you're jealous but you can be a badass to but you gotta be fly like me first and you gotta kick some big guy's ass and i dont think you could handle it though.
