Mood: lazy
Well after a few hectic weeks I felt like taking a sickie, so today I'm lazing about doing nothing, which some will say is nothing new.
Picked up my nice new black outfit yesterday to replace the one that was ruined at the cleaners a few weeks back. The tailor tells me it's made to measure but I had to ask him why there was a tick shaped symbol on the chest. He told me it was his trademark. Well I have to say he must have been really busy as I see it everywhere. Good to see I'm in with the "in" crowd at the moment.
So what else am I doing today. Well I'm recharging the batteries in my night vision goggles, and just making sure my kit is ready should I get the call. Now the Tour of Cricklewood isn't going to happen this year, my training regime has sort of suffered. The bike is currently gathering dust next to the fastest VW in the west.
One of the other reasons I'm taking the day off is that I'm expecting a job lot of Milk Tray that they couldn't sell on Mother's Day to arrive. Which reminds me, I need to get some of those cards made up to leave lying around. Also some geezer from Pepsi Max called so all in all it could be a busy day rather than a quiet one, we shall see.
Benny called last night, tells me that Rabbi Goldberg has heard he managed to sneak a six pack of Stella back into the country and wants the syanagogue's share. These bloody religious freaks miss nothing do they. I told him that as he has been rumbled he has no choice but to send him a tin. Apparently the Rabbi was very pleased about our dealings with the couple of Iraqui's though.
So looks like another Israeli PM has bit the dust. Ever since the Rabin incident they've struggled to get a decent one. I remember the Rabin incident well, must get onto Benny and get that one down on tape.
Shalom