Mood:
chattyWell people, sorry about a slightly later update today, but for all you uneducated idiots out there it's the first day of Passover so I had to nip down the Bagel bake and get my supplies in before they get all religious and close.
You know I can't keep up with all these holidays us jews can have. There's this one, Hannukah, and of course the most famous one of all, Moshe Dyan appreciation day. I'm sure I've missed one somewhere, and that it's tied in with some sort of event back in the sixties, have to check my diary and see if I can work it out.
I did pop by and see how Rabbi Goldberg was getting on, and it looks like he's been hitting the can of Stella that Benny had to give him. He kept rambling on about how the collection plate never has any money in it, and how he keeps having this vision of someone in black crashing through the window of the Synagogue with an Uzi blazing. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he'd caught me in the middle of one of my training exercises, although I should stress the Uzi did have blanks in it.
Apparently it's also a bit of a shindig for the Church of England this weekend, and lots of you will be celebrating by going to worship at B&Q and Wickes. Me, well I'll be setting up an Easter Egg hunt at the hospital. I come across this old box of Hand Grenades which I've painted nice colours with pictures of rabbits on them. I don't think we'll have any problems as the grenades are meant to be duds. We'll try them out in the psycho ward first just in case.
Talking of the Psycho ward our Banana phobic friend has been dressed up as the Easter Bunny and has been set loose on the wards like Rolf Harris at Christmas. I think everyone is a little wary of him though, and some of the wards made it very clear he wasn't welcome by hanging a bunch of Bananas in the doorway. His babblings are a little strange, and the word pussy seems to come up a lot. Better keep him clear of the kiddies ward, don't want any misunderstandings.
Ok, time for the first Bagel of Passover.
Shalom
