Do you know the way to Golders Green
Mood:  loud
So, spent the day watching videos in preparation for my legal action I'm taking against the major Hollywood film studios. I know they are going to try the line of "the events in this film are nothing like what you did" but to me that's not the point. How would they have come up with "The Great Escape" if nobody had told them the story of the mass break out of 3 prisoners from an egyptian prisoner of war camp during the six day war. Then they had the cheek to set it about 20 years earlier, can you see why I get annoyed. Some of the film titles are dead giveaways. "The Railway Children" obviously based on my time administering one of the world's largest railways (although I admit I haven't seen the film yet). I'll be touting my case round lawyers soon.
The Easter Egg hunt flopped as the moment the Banana Phobic guy dressed as a rabbit set foot out of the Psycho ward with a basket full of painted hand grenades panic broke out and someone called the Police. Are some people so touchy or what. I managed to calm things down by flashing my mysterious ID card with the Hebrew symbol on it, but we had to lock Bananaman away, and the Easter Eggs were shipped off elsewhere for disposal. Probably turn up at the house of some fancy politician who'd forgotten to get eggs of his own.
So with all this idle time I'm looking to do a little overdue landscaping. Last year I put up a 30 foot tall watch tower to keep an eye on my house. This year I'm thinking of either putting up a 12 foot wall or installing an anti tank ditch complete with barbed wire and minefield. If it sounds a bit like the Berlin wall you'd be right, that's the effect I'm trying to create. The council were a bit touchy about my plan last year, but a flash of the mysterious ID card, and a few strategiclly placed menacing black cars and phone calls soon put them at ease. This might prove a little more difficult but we'll see, it's election year and the local councillor needs my vote so maybe he'll pull a few strings to make sure he gets it.
So without further ado I'm off to B&Q to do some pricing up for my little project.
Shalom