Dead boring
Mood:  lazy
Well the week has not started very brightly. Got back to work and found someone had nicked my customised trolley. Just like the fastest VW in the west, I'd modified my trolley to be quicker than anybody elses. It simply glides down the corridors. Shouldn't be too hard to find as I'd stuck a little homing device on it, problem was I'd left the tracking equipment at home so I won't be able to do anything about it until my next shift. It does have other identifying features as well like a big Star of David on the front, and it's also the only one with an advert on the side "Eat at Abe's" it says. Anyway I'll deal with that later.
Councillor Liebeman called me last night just to make sure I'd lost interest in my anti tank ditch project. I'm scared of him now as he has skills and knows people that I can only dream about. I always thought that as I wrote Mossad's training manuals that I was one of the most feared Jews on the planet. I know I still have the ability to scare, as it's amazing how quick our little room at the hospital clears out when I enter. I think my mates are so in awe of me that they just don't feel comfortable in the same room.
After the councillor's call Benny rang me to clarify a few details about the Fairoaks Airport Massacre. He has a picture of the airport and wanted me to highlight where the El Al check in desk was. Benny can get confused sometimes, I wasn't flying El Al that day, I was doing one of those budget airline things, you know anywhere in Europe for a half a shekel, I think the airline was called Brianair. They're not in business anymore, the Fairoaks incident did for their public relations what Lockerbie did for PanAm. Mind you from what I could gather they were never going to be successful, their choice of destinations was questionable, but a cheap flight is a cheap flight at the end of the day and anything cheap is alright by me, I love saving money.
Talking of travel reminds me it's time for me to check out where I'm going to be holidaying this year. Because of the stress of my job, I get loads of time off, I know I did the North Korea thing last month but that was a weekend away. Better start checking out the intelligence reports to see where the 'in' destination is this year.
Shalom