Iran it is!
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: Where Eagles Dare
Well that's my holiday arrangements made, and Iran it is. Checked in with my old mate at a special travel agents in Tel Aviv, he's booked me onto an El Al flight to Tel Aviv, there I'll join up with some Israeli special forces blokes and then they'll push me out of the plane somewhere over Tehran so I can do a HALO drop. Then a few nights in Khomeni's bed and breakfast before making my way back to Tel Aviv by Donkey. I can't wait it has everything I need for a break. A hostile environment, no Americans, interesting architecture - particularly those new Mosques they are building, and if things get a little sticky a chance to use some weaponary. I even get a 20% refund if I come back with some pictures of the new Mosques...what a deal! So this weekend I'll be doing a little holiday shopping, although I have to pack light because I'll have a parachute on for some of the way. First stop I think will be to get some Carrots for the Donkey. I hear they're pricey in Tehran.
Work hasn't been interesting this week, then again pushing stiffs around isn't noted for being exciting. Bananaman hasn't been seen this week, I asked one of the nurses on the Psycho ward and he told me he's still in the padded cell. They daren't let him out until all the Banana scented air freshener has been used up, and seeing as they bought a job lot off a stall down the market that could be a while. Apparently he is a gibbering wreck although I don't know how they tell the difference. That's one field I don't have much training in, well you can't kill someone with psychiatry, give me an Uzi any day.
Benny still hasn't put the Fairoaks story up so I called him to find out what the problem is. He says it's nothing technical, just work related. He had a load of the crosses he made up for that big church shindig last week returned, they were all falling apart in the middle. He says it's the last time he employs a load of blind Albanian asylum seekers at 50p an hour. He got a better job buying them in from China. So much for trying to keep the industry at home eh.
Better go to Synagogue today, don't want to upset Rabbi Goldberg anymore than I have to, plus I know councillor Libeman will be there. I figure it's best to try and keep in with these people at the moment, especially the councillor. I've even put up an election poster for him in my bedroom window. He's a shrewd git, he uses the same posters every election, makes sure we put them up with Blu-tack, and comes around and collects them all when the election's over. Saves on expenses, he's only had to pay out once. Mind you he could do with getting some new ones in my opinion, people think they're voting for some 25 year old geezer and he must be almost 60 by now.
Ok, better go, and with any luck I've avoided the collection plate going around.
Shalom