Benny's scanner
Mood:  chatty
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Brushed off the Tandem last night. I've never told you I had a fleet of bikes among other things. The Tandem isn't something I ride very often, and has historical significance since that night in Whitechapel with Ronnie Kray, but I'm sure in time Benny will get around to telling you about it. Anyway talking about Benny I popped round to see him last night to see how he has coped with all the problems he's had lately. I also wanted to take a peek at his new scanner. Well either Benny's managed to get a state of the art MRI machine or he's been conned, I mean you can just about fit a piece of paper on it so I've no idea how he's going to scan body parts. Benny seems to be happier now those crazy Jesus freaks are leaving him alone but his living room is full of those crosses they rejected at Easter. I'll take a few of them to Iran with me and see if I can get him some overseas interest. We also chatted about getting a few more of my tales online, and hopefully he'll get something new sorted out next week, especially now I have some new pics he can use.
I'm fine tuning my arrangements for my Iranian trip next month and have been trying to book a donkey for my trip from Teheran to Tel Aviv. Looks like a busy part of the year for donkey bookings, apparently it clashes with the season on Blackpool beach so I may have to slum it and go by Mule instead. I'm not too pleased about this as a man of my standing normally gets first class treatment all the way, but of course the Iranians don't know this. Maybe if I use some of my El Al frequent flier miles I'll get an upgrade.
Popped in to take a look at Bananaman who is looking better than he did a week or so ago. The head honcho of the psycho ward has told them to stop using the Banana scented air freshener and to make the tea using a dusty old bag of LT Teabags they found in a cupboard. This has proved more effective than the most powerful drugs, but if you've ever made Tea using LT Teabags you'd know that they are something that science could do wonders with. During the six day war I ditched my army issued first aid kit and used a bag of these teabags instead. Didn't save any lives as they proved pretty ineffective at reattaching limbs and the like, but when you made a cup of Tea man you thought you could take on the world...well at least Egypt.
Ok, better book the mule then double check my baggage allowance on the Israeli special forces flight.
Shalom