Weekend warrior
Mood:  lazy
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Well last shift ended at the hospital and I can now take a well earned rest. Pushing those trollies about isn't easy you know. They can be a bugger to steer, especially if you get the one with wheels like a supermarket trolley. All my experience from doing this job means I can spot the ones at Tesco's that ain't much cop. People look at me like I'm some sort of weirdo as I get down and check the wheels, and it costs me a fortune in pound coins as I have to release them to be able to do a test drive, and some people are only too happy to take my rejects. Of course I'm also making sure the trolley hasn't been tampered with in any way and isn't rigged to go off if I put a pound of frozen Peas in a certain place.
As I'm a man of leisure this weekend I thought I'd go and share some kosher beer with Benny last night. He is much more relaxed as he managed to retrieve most of the election junk for councillor Liebeman so his costs have been minimal. We were looking at some old pictures which he recently found and decided that if you want some insight into my past we should put them up on the website. Benny does need to apply some security measures on them first though but it shouldn't take him long so hopefully you'll see them in the next few days.
Talking of councillor Liebeman he's now given me the ok to publish the election result as the necessary formalities have been taken care of and the cheques have cleared.

NORVENTIA DISTRICT COUNCIL (MERTON WARD EAST)
Result of election held on May 4th 2006

Liebeman, Ben Gurion, The Likud party candidate 1987
Merciless, Minge The, Alien Alliance 45
Umbongo Umbongo They Drink it in the Congo, Commie-Tec 98
Error, Typing, UJF 0
Machkenna, Heinrich, National Socialist, 967
Compass, Captain, Lost Party 154

Spoiled Ballot Papers 1674

Ben Gurion Liebeman is hereby elected councillor for the above mentioned ward.

As you can see a comfortable victory for our main man, and as I mentioned yesterday most of the spoilt papers were the result of some election manipulation by Commie-Tec that was uncovered by the Likud party security team. Bit worried about that National Socialist result, I remember that guy, I told you that one of the candidates had prattled onto me about the Sudetenland and Poland. He gave me the creeps for other reasons too, like the black outfit with the old skull and crossbones on the lapels, and those polished black jackboots. I think I've seen that outfit somewhere before.
I was going to try out my old ground to air missiles today, but instead I'm working on the orange bedsheets I got down the market to get them ready for my holiday. So I'd better get working.
Shalom