Monday moaning
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: The Woodentops
Well another week back at the old grindstone. I'm not working casualty this week, I'm down in outpatients wheeling old grannies around to quacks who have their pens poised over death certificates. I hate outpatients. It's noisy, I can hardly hear myself talk, and you don't get nothing dramatic down there either as everyone is capable of being sent back home, or in the case of the really old ones, being left out like the rubbish until someone remembers they're there. At least I'll be able to nip up to the psycho ward and see how old Bananaman is getting on. I missed him last week.
So yesterday I dragged myself down to Mo's discount store to see if I could get a clip on ponytail to make me look like one of these Hare Krishna types. Mo's helped me out with my disguises before, but even he is struggling with the black man with a ponytail one. All he had was blonde ones too so I guess I'll have to paint it a different colour. Someone suggested I should nip down Oxford Street during the week as there is a Hare Krishna procession down there everyday so I can really get a feel for them. Seems a good idea, and now I've managed to work out how I can get that line about Harry Rama in, it's all systems go.
Since he started to put my exploits up on the internet I've had frequent contact with Benny. He's really put out by the problems he's having with the pictures and blames the cheap software he's using. This is what happens when you buy from a stall in Brick Lane. I've promised to get him something special from Tel Aviv when I'm over there. OK it might only be a soft cheese Bagel but it'll be good. Anyway Benny reckons he'll get it sorted as he's working on something else to go up there and it won't take much effort to put things right. I hope not, I don't think he realises how much damage he is doing to my reputation. I am known worldwide for my attention to detail, look at the amount of effort I'm putting into this Iran trip, and my record for delivering boxes of Chocolates is second to none, I've never had a return yet.
No reply yet from the B&B about the new Mosques. I bet they're putting a little package together for me. You would think the Iranians would be pleased to show off their state of the art Mosque technology, but they're treating it as some sort of state secret. Still with my highly trained nose I'll be able to sniff them out from miles around, and besides I'm told that the locals flock to these things pretty regularly during the day so I'll just follow the crowd. I'm very good at blending in and making myself look invisible, I did it for years in my previous job.
One final word about the comments you may leave. It seems the system doesn't always work and I can't read all of them. If you want to make any comments it's probably easier if you e-mail me at mossadhq@hotmail.co.uk or just click on the contact link on any of the pages. Maybe I should just get Benny to put up a guestbook for people to sign, that may be easier.
Shalom