Mission Impossible
Mood:  lazy
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Well as hopefully you've all spotted, Benny was busy yesterday putting a guestbook thingy up on the site. He did this after I complained that I couldn't always see the comments you lot were leaving for me. Hopefully it works ok, I'm just waiting for someone to take the plunge and leave a message. Even better it gives Tel Aviv another way of leaving those coded messages asking me to save the world or Israel or something.
Talking of the world, someone reminded me at work that the World Cup of Football is taking place this year. Now as you may have read I have very fond memories of this tournament after my antics in 1966, and I'm looking to get involved this year too. Problem is my main team - Israel didn't make it so cheap tickets are not an option. I was thinking of touting the Swiss connection, but those tight fisted gits won't give me any freebies. Still in my line of work you have connections and I'm hoping that my regular helicopter pilot gets that summer job he's after with German TV, ok I'll be about 3000 feet above ground, but it'll be for free. Maybe I could cause a stir at the Final by sliding down a rope onto the pitch, done it thousands of times with the Milk Tray in my hand.
Khomeni's B&B replied to my e-mail, and I must admit to being a bit disappointed by their reply. They said they know nothing about high tech Mosques being built. You'd think they would know what's going on in their own country if even I'm aware of it. I think I'll do them a favour and take a few pics for them to put up on their walls. Be better than what they've got up already from what I've seen, some miserable old bastard in a turban and beard.
Work was pretty humdrum yesterday, I spent the day wheeling old grannies around who wanted to tell me about their grandkids and pet cats. May I say now I don't give a f***, and the only reason I don't say anything is I need this job for cover, and for somewhere to stash my Uzi. Listening to them prattle away is like listening to Bananaman but not so funny. Talking of Bananaman, I'm going to pop up and see him today, rumour has it he's almost recovered and may be released. This would be a tragedy as he's raised quite a bit of money for the hospital with his performances. Still if one psycho leaves another will take its place, and maybe laughing at these characters will prove a good earner for the hospital and save a few jobs. Failing that I'll be forced to instigate the protection racket again, you know if you don't pay up we won't change the bedsheets, some lessons from Ronnie and Reggie will never be forgotten.
Shalom