This Is Your Life
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Andy Pandy
You know something, that Benny is a real sneak. Once again without letting me know he's quietly slipped a new page onto the website called Pictures. He must know someone who works in the photo department at Boots as a couple of the pictures are from my private collection. At least he had the good sense to apply some security precautions before posting them. Anyway with any luck you'll all suffer those "technical difficulties" which Benny is so fond of and get those nice little red boxes with a cross in them where the pictures should be.
I slipped upstairs to the psycho ward yesterday to see how my old mate Bananaman is getting on. He seems to be doing better now, he's out of the padded cell, and they've given him a train set to play with, and according to the Ward Sister he spends all day playing with it. She says it's so sweet, he reminds her of the Fat Controller, and he's always going on about "making up the service", "we need to get that one to Golders", and "has the exam report generated yet". She doesn't have a clue what he's talking about but it keeps him quiet. One of the things that has helped in that respect is some new gear I got them to enhance security there. Some experts I know have developed some super sensitive electronic sniffing equipment, allegedly to detect explosives, I merely tweeked it a bit to sniff out Bananas, so everyone going within 100 yards of the psycho ward now has to pass through the Banana screener. It's upset a lot of people who have complained to the hospital management about a Banana ban. I'm surprised nobody's told the press yet.
Back down in Outpatients I spotted someone who looked familiar, but once again I couldn't quite make out where from. Big ginger headed geezer, has trouble with his W's or something. Anyway I had to ask one of the quacks what was wrong with him as he looked pretty fit to me. He said he has Random Limp Syndrome which is pretty hard to detect as it only strikes him within sight of Railway train yards. The Doctor concerned has been treating him for years and only recently had him on the books for a variable bad back. This particular ailment only struck him when certain items were shown to him, the Doc even showed me one of the things and it looked like a long bar to me. I thought he might be some sort of nut job, but the quack dismissed that saying he's been treating such things for years. Later I saw the same quack get into a nice top of the range Ferrari, how he can afford that I don't know, maybe he's been doing some private work.
Anyway better get going, Benny's just called and he has some more pictures he wants me to clear for public viewing.
Shalom