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Hi everyone, this is Benny with a brief update as our man has now left the country for a short break to that fun palace called Iran.
I dropped him off at Fairoaks about 6 this morning, even though his flight wasn't leaving for about another 5 hours, as he said he wanted to "get in the queue for El Al before all those other jewboys". I'm pleased to report that he checked in OK, and actually resisted a cash offer of 50 Shekels to wait until the next flight because as per usual El Al had overbooked. I have no idea why they do that, other airlines might experience people not turning up and losing their cash but come on...when was the last time people of a certain religion did that?
So the last I saw of him was going through security and I imagine his first stop would be duty free to get some fags.
The arrangement for trying to do these updates is that he'll transmit a message to me at some stage everyday, as he doesn't want to get caught using a dodgy radio they are only going to be brief and in code. I'll decipher them and put them up here for you to read. Now I know our man likes to talk, but these updates will probably be quite brief until he gets back as unlike our man, I don't have such an all action life to pad things out. My next major job will be to put his holiday pictures up on the site, as I'll be too busy deciphering code to do much more while he's away.
So please keep dropping by every day, there will be something new to read but it won't be as long as usual.
BENNY
