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Well with no news from our man again today it seems that we either have a breakdown in communications or he has converted to Islam which is the sort of thing he would do if he was desperate enough for some fags.
I do know he didn't make it to Khomeni's B&B as I managed to make contact with the establishment. At first they didn't know who I was talking about, then I remembered his disguise so I asked them if they'd seen a black geezer with a Pony Tail wearing orange robes. It wasn't until I told them that he talks a lot that they were able to confirm his non arrival.
So our mystery man is creating a whole new world of mystery around him, and it looks like there will be some good tales emerging from this little episode, I just hope he got some pictures, I'm sure he will have as if there is one thing he never forgets is his camera. I should know, I've spent many an evening looking at his holiday snaps, that and all the stories that go with them. Jesus the prospect of more is making me think of slitting my wrists.
Till tomorrow
BENNY
