Air Strikes
Mood:  crushed out
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Well yesterday was not a total success as i got a couple of ticking offs. First off I got a phone call from some general in the homeland who told me that the days of framing Arabs for crimes that didn't commit are over. I was amazed at this, my investigation of the Bagel Bake theft met all the usual Mossad standards. He then told me that as Israel enjoys such good relations with the UK, my suggestion of Air strikes on the Edgware Road, parts of Newham and Tower Hamlets was regarded as not very intelligent. These bloody officers are going soft, in the old days he would have ended up with a bullet in the back of his head if you know what I mean. Anyway it looks like the Bagel Bake thing is over as they found the documents behind a sack of flour in the Bakery.
How's this for gratitude on the part of the hospital. The Duty Trolley Manager called me in and accused me of skiving off work for the day. Clueless these people. He reckons that if I had Ebola I'd probably be dead by now. What does he know, I told him that I had that 24 hour Ebola that had been going around, and if we didn't employ so many bloody Africans then we wouldn't have that problem. Looks like I might be in trouble for that remark, he says he is going to send me for special training, and it's not the sort of special training I'm used to. F***ing pen pushers, got no idea what it's like to be on the front line.
Spoke to Benny last night too. Apparently the Auschwitz Tee Shirts went down a storm at the local BNP rally, and Benny has been offered an honorary membership of the branch if he can produce some more like it. I told him to get in touch with that candidate from the local elections last month, I'm sure he would be very helpful in that department. He was also complaining about the plumber he'd hired from the classified ads. Kept getting the Gas and Water pipes mixed up. Benny admitted he'd been a bit worried when he saw the glasses the geezer was wearing, like the bottom of bottles he said. That's one thing about Benny, he does like to help out the more disadvantaged of society, in this case a half blind plumber. It also helps that they normally come dirt cheap.
Tonight I have to go and see Mrs Goldberg and Mrs Liebeman who if you remember want me to do a show as the famous French agent Danny La Rue. They want to discuss my material and show me some of the outfits I'll be wearing. As long as there is a nice little black number among them I won't mind. Black is a particularly fetching colour on me, at my last workplace one of the women in the office used to droll whenever I wore it.

Shalom