Football Crazy
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Play Away
Life is really slow at the moment. I did manage to reply to the "concerned Jew" complaint and hopefully that'll be the last I see of him, otherwise he'll find me tapping his phone calls, reading his e-mail, and building up a profile of his daily behaviour so I can take him out at my leisure. Of course if I find out he lives in the USA I won't bother, the CIA and FBI are probably doing it already.
Seems that the whole world is going football crazy at the moment. One of the lads at work got told off for flying an England flag on his trolley, apparently he put it in the slot where they like to hook up the IV drip thing so one of the quacks here complained. Miserable git, losing a couple of clients is no big deal, and it would all be forgotten about if England were to win. I of course am trying to remain above all of this stupidity. Mainly because Israel didn't make it, and despite all of their millions neither did Chelsea. I will be taking a passing interest in Switzerland though, as one of my passports claims that that is one of the many nationalities I have. Staying on the subject who is this geezer Wayne I hear everyone fretting about? My mates at work seem very worried about him, and the big news is he is having a scan done on his foot. Big deal, they do loads of scans at the hospital everyday and nobody bats an eyelid.
For those of you interested in history, today is the 25th anniversary of the day I bombed that place in Iraq. Now I know I mentioned it the other day, but I'm hoping that if I push it enough on here, I might get an invite to the big reception they're having in the homeland next month. Even if it's only pushing the drinks trolley about I'd love to be there and put everyone straight. Of course though this partly depends on the date, I might be getting ready to cycle around France by then. Benny has set up a cycling team - something to do with his income tax - called Team Benny. As I'm the only person he knows who can ride a bike he asked me to lead it. It'll be great to take on the best in the sport again, and show how good Israel can be at a sport if it puts its mind to it. I have after all been King Of The Mountains many years running in the Tour Of Cricklewood, and if I can handle the wheelchair ramps at IKEA, the Pyrenees and Alps are mere speed bumps.

Shalom