I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: The Triangle
Did you see the World Cup Final yesterday? I didn't as there was no real interest in it for me, as far as I'm aware there were no Jewish players out there last night. Still the next one will be different, for if Trinidad and Tobago can get away with it, so can Switzerland and Israel, and I'm hoping that delicate negotiations - currently taking place in my apartment overlooking Lake Geneva - between representatives of the two countries come to an agreement that will see them join up for the next tournament.
Yesterday was a day where I had trouble getting hold of people, Rabbi Goldberg was unavailable all day, his wife told me he was judging at London's best Bagel competition although I know that is a brazen lie, that normally takes place at Yom Kippur and is widely advertised beforehand. Councillor Liebeman was also unavailable, in his case though it is fully understandable, he has certain links in the homeland which take up a lot of his time. I would call Benny, but since he changed his number to a Berlin one I'm too tight fisted to call him, I'm not paying the bloody prices BT want to make a short call there. So the mystery of Benny's reappearance at the Synagogue will remain that until I can pin down these people.
I had to see the Duty Trolley Manager when I got in this morning, he said that he'd received some complaints from the Psycho ward about my handling of that big eared git the other week. As a result I'm not welcome up there at the moment, and I'm now in charge of wheelie bins for the week instead of my normal excellent trolley pushing duties. I don't really mind, wheeling the bins out gives me lots of chances for a fag break, plus you'd be amazed at what the hospital chucks out. A few months ago I find an anti-tank missile launcher underneath some of the dirty sheets they were throwing away, in pretty good nick it was too. It now takes pride of place on my garage wall. However I did see one of my Muslim colleagues delving around the bins later on and he seemed to be pretty agitated, probably dropped a 50p piece in the bin is my guess.

Shalom