I cut down Trees
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: The Trumpet
Nothing very dramatic going on, although I did notice that a couple more Israeli soldiers got nicked by some thieving Arabs. Why do they have to steal our troops, don't they have any of their own? Also what's going on over there, wouldn't have happened in my day, the bloody homeland are knocking out some real duds these days. Maybe I should give up work here at the Hospital and go back and give them some much needed training, the standards of Hava Nagida in particular have fallen alarmingly.
Then I notice all these explosions on the trains in India, now I know the f***ing things are crowded, but surely there are better ways of creating a little space for yourself then blowing the bloody things up? Of course now the f***ing moron has blown himself up he doesn't get the benefit of the nice shiny new carriages that Indian Railways are going to have to buy to replace them, defeats the object if you ask me.
Anyway got a surprise phone call last night from a certain Mr Slibowitz. Yep that's right Benny has been in touch. He sounded quite pleased with himself, and it turns out that his 'Auschwitz Collection' is going to be shown off this coming weekend. He did want to do the show at the Synagogue, but Rabbi Goldberg commented that some people might find it a little offensive, so he was forced to find another venue. So on Saturday they've found a nice disused building in Greenwich which was built at great expense but hardly ever used, and will hold it there. He said one great thing about his collection was that finding Models to show it off was no great problem. The whole collection has been designed with the slimmer figure in mind, and everyone knows Models like to watch their weight. If the show is a success then they are planning to do a European launch later this year, a venue not far from Munich is currently being considered. He has invited me along on Saturday, and he knows he has some explaining to do. I'll give it some thought.
OK, well Rubbish waits for no man, and one of the bins is almost full, just got time to have a little rummage around before I put it out.

Shalom