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There I was last night dozing in my chair, when I felt something vibrating in my trouser pocket. No I hadn't been back to Madam Sue's Bondage Emporium, but I'd put my secret Mossad message watch in my pocket when I was washing my hands and forgot to put it back on.
Looking at the watch, a message went across the display, the gist of which I've been asked to pass on to all the great unwashed who read this thing.

To Agent: CENSORED

As you may be aware someone has taken to stealing Israeli Soldiers, obviously in an effort to build a mighty Army of highly skilled Arab beaters of their own. Now the High Command are pretty upset about this, it costs money to train these people and we don't like wasting the taxpayers shekels. So while we continue to look for these men and get them back, we thought we'd ask you - and the readers of your esteemed daily journal - to make sure that they haven't been smuggled to the UK in the latest batch of illegal immigrants which our intelligence suggests is a daily event there.
What we would like you to do is check your garden sheds, wheelie bins, under your floorboards, anywhere where you might think these people would hide an Israeli Soldier, and if you find one, stick him in a box and send him back to us in Tel Aviv. We are not responsible for shipping and handling expenses, so consider your shipping method carefully.
Many Thanks

Israeli Army High Command

Well I'm going to do my bit today by checking all the bins at work, nobody will find that unusual as me rummaging around for anything useful in the bins is a common sight at the Hospital. Also let me pass on this tip, the buggers who have nicked these soldiers may have subjected them to plastic Surgery so they may not even look Jewish anymore, so if you see someone looking distressed as they can't find a Bagel shop on the Edgware Road, the chances are you've found one of our men.

Happy hunting

Shalom