Secrets and Lies
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: The Little Mermaid
I've been asked a few questions lately so in the absence of anything else, I thought I'd answer a couple of them.
Firstly whatever happened to Benny Slibowitz the internet king? Well Benny is still alive and kicking, as I said he took an assignment to infiltrate a right wing group a little too seriously, as a result he is a little alienated from our community at the moment, although he does appear at the Synagogue from time to time. Until he sees the light again, we probably won't be updating the webpages. One thing I did learn is that he is in trouble with the people behind Celebrity Concentration Camp as he allegedly took pictures of the recent auditions and sold them to the Imperial War Museum for some exhibition they are running there.
What about Celebrity Concentration Camp? Well I heard nothing back from the producers, and it now appears as if the thing is dead in the water as they've been having trouble signing anyone up for it. Even Russell Grant and Christopher Biggins said no, and if you can't book them, you can't book anybody as they are normally pretty desperate for work. Stan Collymore said he'd do it, but only if he got to do some dogging while filming. The producers declined his offer.
Where do you work? If I told you that I'd have to kill you, do you really think I'd blow my own cover? I'll give you a couple of clues, I work in the NHS and I push a trolley. See if you can track me down now.
OK, well none of you were very alert the other day and mentioned Yom Kippur, I'm most disappointed that nobody thought about the anniversary of my greatest moment, still there's always next year.

Shalom