Once In A Lifetime
Mood:  hungry
Now Playing: Rugby League
Spent last night fiddling with my knobs but didn't find anything interesting except for some Pizza delivery company and some chatter between a couple of Arabs which I didn't fully understand, I think they were plane spotters as they kept talking about Jumbo Jets and the like, maybe later on today I'll take a cycle up to Fairoaks and see if they're hanging around at the end of the runway, not that you'll see many Jumbo Jets taking off from there, it's an airport for more Clandestine activities.
Synagogue today was as exciting as ever, although what was noticeable was that ex councillor Liebemans position on the bench is now occupied by a group of people I didn't recognise. I asked around and were told that they were from the elite Bagel Protection Unit and they will be checking out others as they think more than one person may have been involved in the Bagel abuse. Also heard that Liebeman has also confessed to doing quite obscene things with a kosher pickle. He obviously thought his position would protect him, but that's the wonderful thing about Israel...nobody is too powerful to be able to cover up their crimes. Rabbi Goldberg did let slip that Liebeman is no longer in the country which means he's probably in a dank, dark cell somewhere in Tel Aviv, still that would be an improvement on a flat in Harlesden I suppose.
I will make my final decision about standing in the election to replace Liebeman this weekend. That window cleaning geezer has invited me over for a few drinks to discuss a "UJF Dream Ticket" as he describes it. He also told me to make sure I bring my car keys and some fax paper, can't think why. I may give it a miss, I'll see how I feel after I've downed a bargain bucket from KFC.

Shalom