Get A Grip On Yourself
Mood:  lazy
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Have you lot ever noticed how I don't get round to typing anything on here until late at the weekends? That's because on Saturdays I go to the Synagogue (obviously) and on Sundays I like to spend a few extra minutes under my Kevlar sheets dreaming about Helicopters, Black Clothing and Donkeys. Once I've got over that it's onto the Bike and a quick cycle up to the Bagel Bake in Brick Lane for some nice hot Bagels and a Bacon Sandwich.
I didn't bother going round to see that window cleaning bloke last night, not that I wasn't interested, but I don't have any fax paper knocking around my little bunker here, and I didn't want to disappoint him. I'll try and get hold of some at the Hospital tomorrow and we'll take things from there. I am seriously thinking about running for election so last night I started thinking about some policies which would appeal to the voters.
I believe the council could save itself some money by issuing all of its workers the same stuff to wear, and I'll be proposing a nice little black number which should go down a treat.
People who don't pay their council tax will be subject to trained assassination squads who will snatch them out of their beds at 3 in the morning. I bet that'll improve the collection rate.
I also think we should get our own Helicopter, this would come in very useful for my next distribution of Chocolates to single females in the area.
I've got loads of ideas to be honest, so don't be surprised if I harp on about them over the next few days, of course I'd also like to hear from any potential voters in my area, I am a man of the people after all.

Shalom