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Mood:  lazy
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Well in the absence of any major international crisis - apart from North Korea which I'll sort out this weekend - freaks being admitted to Hospital, and any calls from TV companies producing shows of dubious taste, there is still nothing going on, so here's the latest from the old post bag.
Well having mentioned North Korea above, look who is first out. Kim Jong Il from Pyongyang asks "As a major sporting Icon, could you tell me how to improve my golf game? I recently shot a 38 under par with quite a few holes in One but know I can do better. Any tips?" Well Kim, Golf isn't my game, I'm more a cycling, skiing kind of guy, however if you made the holes a little bigger I'm sure you'd have more success, try doing some nuclear missile testing at your local course to achieve this, I'm pretty sure this will have the required effect and next time you'll hit 18 holes in one.
Next up is Mr J Mourhino, also with a question on a sporting theme. "As a Fulham/Chelsea supporter, I'm sure you can also see the conspiracy that is being launched upon us. It seems that everyone is ganging up on us. Take last weekend for instance, my goalkeeper was savagely assaulted in the first minute, nobody believes me when I say it took so long for an Ambulance to arrive. How can this be? I am The Special One, I am to be believed at all times." Well Mr J, I work in the NHS so cannot be seen to go against the word of my company. Has anyone actually checked with the Fulham/Chelsea doctor to get his version of events, or have you already got him propping up a flyover somewhere? If I could make one suggestion, maybe you should lighten up a little, come down the Synagogue tomorrow, you and your cash will be most welcome.
OK, well the wheels on the trolley go round and round, and mine is sitting out in the corridor with someone waiting to go to X ray.

Shalom