Hurt
Mood:  crushed out
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Rabbi Goldberg is a c***! I know that is not the nicest thing I can say about him but today at the Synagogue he really annoyed me. Last week he told anyone who would listen that he hadn't worked out who he would be supporting in the Liebeman replacement election. Now I find he has been pushing for Lenny Finkelberger who owns the Tailor's down the road. Should have guessed, Goldberg does seem to have a different suit on every week. How my highly trained Mossad senses failed to pick that up I'll never know. So it looks like it could be a dirty campaign, the date of which will be decided in the next week or so.
As for Liebeman himself...well one of my sources over in the homeland tells me he is in such disgrace that he has Arabs in the cell next to him. Let me tell you that for any Jew to be sharing your bog with an Arab is absolute humiliation. Don't know whether they've forced him into Friday prayers or not, I'll try and find out.
Got a quiet weekend planned, as soon as I finish this I'll be off to Tesco's. I try and leave it a little late to see if I can catch the almost out of date stuff being sold cheap, otherwise it goes to the homeless and that'll never do. Recently it's become quite a scramble, before I only had OAP's to contend with, now there's a big gang of Eastern Europeans to deal with too, I've charged up my Taser gun which I hope will give me an advantage, particularly if they've got some Bacon going cheap.
So without further ado, I'd better go and get on my cycling gear and head out.

Shalom