Call Me Irresponsible
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Water Polo
I'm feeling pretty lazy today so I won't write too much, in fact all I'm going to do is answer a couple of questions that have been brought to my attention.
"What is your favourite weapon?" Well that depends on the situation I find myself in. If I'm caught in some strange woman's bedroom with a box of Chocolates in my hand by her husband, I normally lob a can of Pepsi Max at him and make a dash for the window. For those missions where I have to be a little more subtle, you can't beat an Uzi. You should see people scatter when I open up one of those babies. I also enjoyed trying out a "Star Trek" style phaser that had been developed many years ago by Mossad scientists. Unfortunately after an incident involving some high ranking general who I mistakenly shot in the eye, the project was dropped. My favourite weapon though is my voice. I've found that the moment I open my mouth I can clear a room in any situation.
"Why do you like KFC?" Well I must admit I'm hooked on the secret blend of herbs and spices, and the fact that it was invented by some ex military bloke rather than some geezer in a clown outfit also scores a lot of points with me. I've always wondered where they can get hold of chickens that small though, you seem to get more meat on the ones at Tesco's. KFC warrants further investigation.

Shalom